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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 04:13 PM
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So what do you think Michael Jackson's escape plans are?
Lear Jet to France?

B-)
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 04:14 PM
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1. sneaking into MMe. Tuseauds, and just blending in with the waxworks.
:shrug:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 04:19 PM
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4. Ha ha!
"Hey, where did that other figure of Jacko come from?"

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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 04:14 PM
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2. He'll stowaway in a hollowed-out MOONWALKER arcade game cabinet...
...that's being sent by freighter to Cote d'Ivorie.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 04:20 PM
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5. How appropriate!
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 04:18 PM
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3. Tinkerbelle's got his back
Up and away!
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 04:21 PM
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6. peel away his face and go to the nearest Hooters
they'll never look for him there
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 04:29 PM
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7. First...
... plastic surgery to disguise himself.... :)
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jayfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 04:35 PM
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8. Hell, Michael...
Jackson escaped 20 years ago.

Jay
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Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 04:38 PM
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9. How about
He will be transported away in a flying saucer, piloted by the aliens that he has had himself surgically altered to resemble?
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 04:40 PM
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10. To simply crumble away.
No one suspects innocuous-looking piles of cront on the floor.
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