a message for the guys who don't wash their hands leaving the bathroom

your fellow coworkers rat you out so everyone at work knows

*ducking, fleeing, giggling*

:)

yes INDEED! :D

It's a universal disgusting practice, you know.

Ask any woman. They'll set you straight.

and apparently, the women's bathroom is INFINITELY more disgusting than the mens, as all of the toilet seats are covered in urine. i didn't know it til i worked here, but apparently some women hover and just aim for the hole. incredible...

when we worked at the same place. Women are just as bad if not worse. The disgusting part is that not washing spreads nasty stuff like hepatitis, not just colds and "stomach flu" (e coli).

And I am a woman, but I never even heard of people doing that until I was in my 20s! (I always wiped the seat out of habit, but) I sit, I don't give a damn, and I've never "caught anything." What kind of disgusting she-pig leaves PEE on the toilet for other people to deal with (or sit in--IIIIICK!)? Damn, even my cats at least TRY to clean up after themselves.

I think everyone was afraid of catching something if they sat down, so they'd just squat and aim (very poorly). I got real good at holding it all night (even with a couple of beers in me) because there was no way I would sit on those seats. The thing that gets me is that it's only part of the legs and the cheeks that touch the seat; I'd say it would be pretty difficult to catch something from just sitting on a piss-free seat.

...both men's and ladies' (still do, for under-the-table cash), and I've got to say that women are infinitely dirtier than men in someone else's bathroom that they themselves don't have to clean. Little fingernail-sized pieces of toilet paper everywhere, more toilet paper caking the outside of the bowl, for Chrissakes, pubic hairs everywhere (is this from combing their bushes out over the bowl or something, or do they just have genital alopaecia?), long hairs in the sink. It's gross.

By contrast, the men's can is generally pretty tidy, because guys have been browbeaten by the women in their lives not to leave the bathroom a mess at home "because I have to clean it, you jerk!"

Man oh man, when it comes to public toilets, women are pretty much pigs.

women's public bathrooms are MUCH more filthy.

I have at the Cineplex though

so no one to rat me out MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

I also scratch myself while working...

We can be as disgusting as we like... ain't it grand?

but I was simultaneously picking my nose and bellybutton and couldn't type.

biting my toenails...

I tend to think we DUers are of a higher hygenic caliber...

He's the reason everybody uses the handicapped door-opener thingy. NOBODY will touch the doorhandle.

Somebody at work hung up a sign of Mickey Mouse saying "Hey Goofy...did you wash?" on the door-- but STILL he won't wash his g0dd@mn hands. :grr:

. . . and I was taught not to pee on my hands!

B-)

and rarely get caca on them, besides that I'm a keyboard jockey at home and don't give a fat rodent's behind.

if you have to touch the faucet to turn on the water you may be better off NOT washing your hands because of the nasty funk on the faucet handles. Whether or not thats true I don't know,but I see the point.

edit; damn! I posted this in the wrong place and don't know how to change it.

Was in a restroom with one of those troughs in it (guys, you know what I'm talking about). Guy next to me finishes, zips and walks out.

I asked, "hey, aren't you going to wash yr hands?"

He replies, "nope, don't need to."

I say, "what d'you mean? You just got done taking a whiz..."

He says, "yeah, but I don't p!ss on my hands"

I f***ing doubt it

I know where my hands are during the day, and I sure as hell don't want them handling my gear before they get the once-over from soap and water!

The late J.T. Walsh, after taking a pee, is asked by a woman if he's going to wash his hands. He says,"Honey, I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my dick." Classic. :)

if I tried not washing my hands, I'd hear my grandmother's voice in my head for the rest of the day! :o

Sometimes he'd make hamburgers. Can we have a chorus of, "Eeeeuuuuuuw!" I set him straight on that real quick. But now that he lives alone, I'll bet he's doing it again.

I scrub throughly before I cook, I try to get my hands as clean as the surgeon that's going to cut out someone's heart.

But it's a sterile fluid :silly:
And the best thing for a Portuguese Man O War sting

i take a shower...i put on clean underwear, and over that a clean pair of pants...i go around all morning opening doors, using phones, and handling money...by the time i have to take a piss, i should be washing my filthy hands before i touch my nice clean penis, that's used to pass a sterile liquid.

why would i wash my hands after?

my Dad taught me when I was 6 to wash before because you know where your Penis has been but you don't know where your hands have been.It may take a few more minutes but before and after is something I taught my sons.

you're telling me you stay lilly fresh all freaking day?

do you have a problem with leakage of some sort through one or more of your orifii? have you consulted with a physician regarding it..? because it sounds as if maybe it's something you should consider.

so maybe it's the right thing for you, but it just doesn't work for me.

might as well use it, I say...

RL

Don't you think. I hate places that have no paper hand towels.