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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:07 PM
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Post something guaranteed to be inoffensive
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:10 PM
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1. I'll never forget my Grandad's last words
Edited on Fri Mar-18-05 05:11 PM by fishnfla
felled by a stroke and unable to speak, he wrote to me:


"Hey, dumbass, you're standing on my oxygen tube"
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:11 PM
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3. Must have been a great guy.
:cry:
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:22 PM
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9. Yeah, problem is
I didnt read it 'til later, after, well, you know.....
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:11 PM
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2. I love bunnies and kittens and puppies.
:loveya:
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:12 PM
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4. Chocolate is delicious!
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:14 PM
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5. The sky is partly cloudy today.
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jayfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:14 PM
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6. OK, I Typed "inoffensive" Into Google Images And This Is What I Got.


That's 100%, genuine and guaranteed inoffensive.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:26 PM
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18. Humorous agricultural poet?
Is there any other kind of agricultural poet?!
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jayfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:29 PM
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21. I Certainly Hope Not.
His live shows must be a real hoot.



Jay
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:14 PM
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7. the
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:22 PM
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8. You basitd!
How could you say such a thing!?
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:23 PM
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11. ROFLMFAO! Literally! I knew some smartass could not resist...
...and that'd be YOU, my friend! LOL
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:22 PM
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10. I find that child's eyes offensive.
:P
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:24 PM
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14. I SEE! AND NOTHING ABOUT THE POOR CAGED CAT? Hmmmph!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:27 PM
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19. MAYBE IT IS THE CHILD WHO IS CAGED.... HMMMM?
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:31 PM
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23. No it isn't! Look at that cat's face, you insensitive clod!
I HATE CATS! But it is CLEAR the cat is caged!

HOW OFFENSIVE! MY FINGER IS ON THE ALERT BUTTON!!!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:35 PM
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25. Oh my gods! How did this innocent thread turn into a flame war?!
:cry:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:39 PM
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27. Innocent, my ass.
:)
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:38 PM
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26. All of their eyes offend me.
So there! And a cat with eyes like that SHOULD be caged.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:24 PM
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12. I find that artless rot very offensive
and the fact that you find it inoffensive, I also find offensive.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:25 PM
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16. I didn't say *I* was going to post something inoffensive!
I challenged you all to!

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:26 PM
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17. Ooh, nice bit of weaseling out of that one!
I applaud you!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:24 PM
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13. You failed
My artistic sensibilities are offended.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:25 PM
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15. I don't mow the lawn
..because I don't want to hurt the grass.
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:29 PM
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20. I'm a hippie.
see? inoffensive
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madison2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:30 PM
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22. I will always love you
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:34 PM
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24. Sorry but that makes me think of The Bodyguard
No soup for you.
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Shadowen Donating Member (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:43 PM
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28. Up with people.
nt
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