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KFC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:23 PM
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Listen up dipshits. Honda Civics are slow.
A fart tip and Japanese stickers do not make it any faster. So stop acting like you are driving a racing car.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:24 PM
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1. BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA!
:thumbsup:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:24 PM
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2. Oh, so that was you beside me at the red light
my bad :silly:
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:25 PM
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3. Don't forget the massive exhaust.
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lastknowngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:25 PM
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4. Yea but at 46 miles to the gallon for my hybrid I get there a lot
cheeper.
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KFC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:29 PM
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7. Hybrids are exempt from scorn.
:thumbsup:

I bet you don't have a huge spoiler and exaust.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:26 PM
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5. And a 4 foot tall wing on the trunk of a front wheel drive car does
NOT give you downforce in a way that helps your handling.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:26 PM
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6. If you see one of these tricked out Japanese cars
you can be sure that the driver has committed multiple traffic violations!
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:31 PM
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8. I Drove a Honda Civic from Houston to Boston
With five people on board, and a U-Haul bigger than the car.

Power has not a problem, baby....
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