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senseandsensibility Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:57 PM
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You're stuck in an elevator with *
It's just you and him. What would you say?
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:58 PM
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1. Who farted?
Oh, it's been a looooong day...
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cornermouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:59 PM
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2. Where's that escape hatch on the roof of this thing?
Edited on Fri Mar-18-05 06:59 PM by cornermouse
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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:59 PM
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3. George....repeat after me:
NU-CLEE-UR! NU-CLEE-UR! NU-CLEE-UR!
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:00 PM
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4. How do you live with yourself?
and don't give me any of that "hard work" or "Freedom/Liberty" jazz!
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pscot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:00 PM
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5. "How did a pissant like you ever get to be pResident?"
n/t
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 08:38 PM
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23. You've got to ask?
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:01 PM
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6. Nothing -- I'd kick him in a sensitive zone
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:01 PM
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7. Overcome a decades-old case of stage fright
...and quietly pee on his shoes. :D
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:02 PM
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8. Bin Laden.
Bin Laden?

Bin Laden?

Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? Bin Laden? ...
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:02 PM
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9. I'd shut the elevator power off...
... and begin the cult deprogramming.... :)
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senseandsensibility Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 11:08 PM
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27. he's always struck me as the
easily influenced type!
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:03 PM
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10. I'd say "you seem to have a lot of people fooled
Edited on Fri Mar-18-05 07:04 PM by librechik
but you don't fool me, and you aren't going to fool God when you get to the afterlife. Prepare to meet your just punishment in Hell."
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:04 PM
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11. Man, its just not right...
and then might in a calm, but sad voice, list off as many of their offenses as possible.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:04 PM
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12. God told me you're going to hell
and Satan told me he's has lots of plans for you. He can't wait to meet you.
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:06 PM
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13. I'd be looking for the escape hatch out of the roof.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:07 PM
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14. SHAZAM!
hopefully he'd turn back into a chimp. Then all I'd have to worry about 'til the repairman got there would be the smell.
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senseandsensibility Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 08:39 PM
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25. LOL
Shazam's always cracked me up, but in this context....funny!!!
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dbonds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:13 PM
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15. "I think you are a slimey, low life, piece of shit,
and I am going to do everything in my power to make sure everyone knows it"
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:14 PM
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16. I'd spit on him and kick him in the balls
Then I'd stomp all over him and kick him in the face.
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AndyTiedye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:33 PM
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17. That Would be Him Being Stuck in the Elevator With ME!
I would explain to him in great detail how he had got it wrong,
how he and the neocons are wrecking the world,
and how all this theocracy crap is just plain un-American.

in...
great...
detail...
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:38 PM
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18. Is there an opening in the roof'?
if there is, I can make my escape after beating him senseless.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:39 PM
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19. "Pretzel?" (n/t)



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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 08:40 PM
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26. best answer yet
short, sweet, understated, to the point. Thanks.
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senseandsensibility Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 08:13 PM
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20. I think I would favor him
with a VERY long recitation of the trials and tribulations of being forced to work for one's living. I would just go on and on about what normal people have to endure day in and day out.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 08:32 PM
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21. I'd kick him in the balls.
Then kick him again.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 08:35 PM
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22. did you just fart?
cause it smells like a sewer main in here
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 08:39 PM
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24. Say?? I would stun gun him!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 11:12 PM
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28. I can fart at will
and they are usually pretty gnarly. :evilgrin:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 01:52 PM
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33. Does Will mind?
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senseandsensibility Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 01:18 PM
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29. kick
You guys and gals in the lounge are funny!
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 01:20 PM
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30. You know, your dad's greatest fear was that HE would ruin his
Grandfather's good name (Walker). Poor W.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 01:37 PM
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31. "I know what you did, George. I know, and I will take you down."
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 01:44 PM
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32. Why would you make a constitutional amendement to
keep someone like Mark Bingham, someone who acted on 9-11 while you were reading "The Pet goat", from getting married?

How does that make America stronger?

Oh, and "where is osama bin Laden?"
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LiberallyInclined Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 01:52 PM
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34. nothing.
actions speak louder than words.

:evilgrin:
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 01:55 PM
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35. " Mr. President, I need to inform you that 1) you're not the President
2) you've succeeded in killing over 1500 troops so far, and 3) you're going to hell if you don't get us out of Iraq NOW. Thank you George and f*** off"
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 01:58 PM
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36. Suddenly * dies, due to unexplained circumstances
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Technowitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 02:42 PM
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37. Me: "I don't know how you can bear to live with what you've done."
"Furthermore, sir, it's clear to me that you have no shame, decency, or compassion. You, sir, are a complete waste of space. It is my fondest wish that you'd retire to Crawford right now and spend the rest of your days working out your testosterone-fueled Oedipal frustrations on brush and weeds."
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senseandsensibility Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 03:47 PM
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38. him:
yer a librul who hates 'murika.
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