What chaps your ass? - Democratic Underground

Not_Giving_Up

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Fri Mar-18-05 11:38 PM
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What chaps your ass?

For me, it's anything a repuke does.

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Blue-Jay

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Fri Mar-18-05 11:39 PM
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1. Too much wind and sun.

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Not_Giving_Up

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Fri Mar-18-05 11:40 PM
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3. Maybe you should

cover your ass! :silly:

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BiggJawn

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Fri Mar-18-05 11:53 PM
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9. Yo Blue Jay!

Girfriend's birthday present was very well received today...

Check it out here:
http://tinypic.com/2800h1

One of the finest "Frankenbikes" to date...

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Blue-Jay

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Sat Mar-19-05 12:05 AM
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17. niiiice.

You just need to add a boat battery to power the helicopter blades. :D

Seriously though, that leather seat would kill my taint. Sharon got me a nice cushy one for Christmas and I love it.

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BiggJawn

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Sat Mar-19-05 12:57 AM
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18. Ah, but I feel the same way about plastic seats.

Her comment as she took off down the street "Oh! I LIKE this saddle...It FITS!"

She's got one of the "Chunk O' Silly-cone" seats on her Grand Prix, and she always kvetchs about how it hurts her butt.

I have 2 Brooks, a Fujita, and some odd-ball French saddle called a "Swift", and not an Ass-Hatchet in the bunch.

WHAT "helicopter blades"?

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Sandpiper

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Fri Mar-18-05 11:39 PM
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2. People calling themselves Pro-life who support

Elective wars and executions.

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Gemini Cat

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Fri Mar-18-05 11:42 PM
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4. Besides republicans??

People who chew with their mouths open and people who whistle.
They chap my ass.

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Little Wing

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Fri Mar-18-05 11:44 PM
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5. I don't think I'm allowed to say...

but there are several good creams on the market for that. :silly:

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BiggJawn

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Fri Mar-18-05 11:50 PM
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6. Trying to ride more than 10 miles in "Civvies"...

There's a REASON they invented bike shorts, Besides looking good in the park on Sunday...

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Jamastiene

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Fri Mar-18-05 11:50 PM
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7. Racism, Sexism, & Homophobia

I think sexism actually bothers me the most though, because so many women actually seem "ok" with it.

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Maccagirl

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Fri Mar-18-05 11:55 PM
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10. I hate all three as well

Edited on Fri Mar-18-05 11:56 PM by Maccagirl

but, being a woman, the "post-feminists" really do not seem to have a freaking clue. Their clear message is "to get a man to like you, act like a ignorant tart." They are going to soooo live to regret their philosphy-besides harming girls and regressing back to the ninteenth century.

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Not_Giving_Up

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Fri Mar-18-05 11:57 PM
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11. I agree

Many girls today think that they have to be brainless bimbos...WHY???

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catzies

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Fri Mar-18-05 11:53 PM
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8. Hypocrisy, for sure.

That, and I don't suffer fools glady.

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progmom

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Sat Mar-19-05 12:01 AM
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12. .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2868959&mesg_id=2869250&page=

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Not_Giving_Up

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Sat Mar-19-05 12:02 AM
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13. ROTFLMAO

Ouch!!!

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yvr girl

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Sat Mar-19-05 12:03 AM
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15. She deserved it

HAD IT COMING!

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progmom

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Sat Mar-19-05 01:33 AM
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22. oh yeah???

wanna fight?

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texas1928

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Sat Mar-19-05 12:03 AM
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14. Corduroy

Especially if you know.

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Not_Giving_Up

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Sat Mar-19-05 12:05 AM
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16. Haven't worn those in years

I remember as a kid, walking down the halls of school...zzzzp, zzzp, zzzp, zzzzp

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elshiva

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Sat Mar-19-05 01:02 AM
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19. Specifically

anything Robert "Dirty Ehrly" Ehrlich does...

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Maestro

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Sat Mar-19-05 01:03 AM
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20. Besides rethuglicans, neo-cons and fundies

this always chaps my ass (actually it cuts it to shreds)

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Spirochete

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Sat Mar-19-05 01:17 AM
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21. Riding it without a saddle blanket

the horse and camel don't like it very much either, come to think of it...

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