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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-19-05 02:23 PM
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Is it possible that while I slept
Someone surgically implanted a miniature railroad spike into my spine?

My neck, upper back and left shoulder blade are in excruciating pain. I can't lift or turn my head and radiating waves of pain periodically shoot down my left arm.

Is there a chiropractor in the house? It seriously does feel like there is something stuck in my back.

Ahhhhhhgh.

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Borgnine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-19-05 02:24 PM
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1. Well, I suppose it is possible.
Perhaps you were abducted by aliens and they inserted a tracking device in your lower neck. Unlikely, but... possible.

Take a hot shower. That usually helps out some of my spinal aches.
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SamanthaJones Donating Member (229 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-19-05 02:38 PM
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2. Ouch! Sounds painful
I'm not a chiropractor but I do have some <cough> "prescribed" drugs that would do wonders for you.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-19-05 02:52 PM
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3. Yeah, universal healthcare would come in handy right about now
Unfortunately I live in the USA so I'll have to drown my pain in alcohol.
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