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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:46 AM
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An orgasm brings you closer to God...
as it brings the little cutting death.
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:47 AM
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1. Oh
pul-eeze.
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:47 AM
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2. That must be why
I call out His name!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:50 AM
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3. God lives behind my eyelids...
and an orgasm helps me gaze upon his face.
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:51 AM
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4. BC bud eh?
Strong stuff.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:54 AM
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5. The Cuervo Gold... The fine Columbian...
Makes tonight a wonderful thing.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 01:10 AM
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6. That cutting death remark is over my head.
Edited on Wed Oct-15-03 01:22 AM by HEyHEY
On edit: wait up are you refering to when the spouse comes home?
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Kenneth ken Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 01:22 AM
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7. for Maple
the teacher was asking the children which part of the body goes to Heaven first when you die.

Timmy said, "your head, because that's the highest part when you stand."

Buffy said, "the heart. Because that's where God measures whether you're good or not."

Johnny said, "your feet."

The teacher said, "Why do you think that Johnny?"

Johnny said, "Well, last night I walked by my parents room, and my mom was lying in bed with her legs straight up in the air, bucking up and down screaming, 'My God!, My God! I'm coming!' And if my Dad hadn't been lying on top of her, she would have gone!"
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binaryline Donating Member (409 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 01:27 AM
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8. Is that an Anais Nin quote?
sound familiar...
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caledesi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:31 AM
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9. Now I know why the French call it "Le Petit Mort" <little death> nt
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:41 AM
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10. Who let Anita Bryant in here.
n/t
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 03:14 AM
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11. Indeed. This is why organized religion is a sexual regulation society...
It wants to tell you with whom and under what circumstances you can have a sexual relationship. It wants to maintain control of such a powerful, liberating force.

Of course, the high poobahs within organized religion often do whatever they feel like! :evilgrin:
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 06:54 AM
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12. If you never live you can never die
Having orgasms, reaching dreams and finding love. Why else people avoid them.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 07:14 AM
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13. Maybe that's why I keep hearing the gal next door screaming.......
"Oh Gawd I'm Coming, I'm Coming", every night!
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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 07:19 AM
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14. According to
Trent Rezner
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