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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:37 PM
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I'm joining the DU priesthood
So, in order to be accepted into the DU Seminary, I have to:
1- be completely serious from now on
2- Forego all feminine wiles
3- Refrain from alcohol-related threads
4- Be a complete stick in the mud
5- Always be socially appropriate and "socially conservative"
6- And, always post as if my posts will end up on the front page of the next morning's New York Times

It will be very challenging, but I think I can do it. Now I just need a senior member of DU to sponsor me for the priesthood. Any takers ?
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:39 PM
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1. now why would you want to do this?
you'd have to stop doing everything fun in life!
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:40 PM
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3. to tend to the DU flock
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:42 PM
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4. Well I suppose someone's gotta do it...
but I'm glad it's not me. We are a crazy bunch...and I'm a reverend...lol
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:43 PM
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5. seriously ?
eom
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:44 PM
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9. well technically...
I'm an ordained minister, however I've never married anyone or stuff like that.

Hell you can be one too, just go here http://www.ulc.org a lot of DUers are ordained here.
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:46 PM
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14. ah i guess i can get ordained much easier there, thank you my child
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:48 PM
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17. no problem...
now you can annoy your friends by threatening to baptize them if they don't go out drinking with you!
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:55 PM
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19. lol
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:43 PM
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6. then dude you'd be a sheppard
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:45 PM
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12. yeah i guess, of the du faithful
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:46 PM
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15. yeah thats not becoming a priest
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:47 PM
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16. ahh, shepherd priest all the same thing lol
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:59 PM
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21. Yeah trying telling that to a Catholic boyo
:D
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:45 PM
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13. yeah i guess, of the du faithful
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:40 PM
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2. Yeah right lol
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:43 PM
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7. Uh oh. Does that mean I can no longer
use my feminine wiles on you?
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:44 PM
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10. you can, I just have to maintain my fidelity to du at all times
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:54 PM
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18. Oh, well, that's okay.
I have fidelity of my own to maintain. ;)
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:58 PM
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20. aww geez
now I don't know if I want to be a friggin priest

:cry:
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Southsideirish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:44 PM
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8. Get thee to a nunnery!
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 09:45 PM
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11. seminary or monastery
:-)
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