steve2470 totally misunderstands the role of the DU priesthood

He thinks that to join the priesthood, he must:

1- be completely serious from now on
2- Forego all feminine wiles
3- Refrain from alcohol-related threads
4- Be a complete stick in the mud
5- Always be socially appropriate and "socially conservative"
6- And, always post as if my posts will end up on the front page of the next morning's New York Times

In truth, he must:

1- Be mostly deranged from now on
2- Flirt only via PM
3- Start several alcohol-related threads per day (hell, we're talking priests, right?)
4- Jam your sticks into other people's mud
5- Always be socially appropriate and "socially conservative" only to piss people off
6- And, always post as if my posts will end up on the front page of the next morning's High Times

n/t

Thou shall not bake any Bong Water Brownies...:7

Trust me.

They make you sad...;(

i can smell nasty bong water now and can't even imagine a brownie made with it :puke:

those are special brownies whats wrong with you people. :P

thanks for setting me straight, THAT job I can do much easier !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mix 1 pound of the cheapest coffee you can find with 3 packs of menthol ciggeretts ( do not remove filters) Now add 1 quart of fresh bong water,17 cups of refined sugar,3 Slim Jims and set blender on stun.
Serve over crushed ice and garnish with used kitty litter.
mmmmmm good .

That'll put some hair on yo' ass! Especially if you use them tabasco SlimJims.

Make sure you serve it with one of those fine snacks they recommend on Jame's Lilek's website, like a healthful and refreshing jello mold. ;-)

Well, people too dirty for the priesthood go into politics, so I guess that suits me. I'd rather be a DU Ward Boss.