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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:00 PM
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Have you ever had this happen to you?
You see someone from a distance, say, 100 yards away, that looks really, really, almost illegal-to-be-that-hot. Then you get closer and closer until you finally see that your eyes have deceived you and that hottie is uglier than a horse on morphine. Has this happened to anyone else?
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:01 PM
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1. Yep...
.... probably a case of wishful thinking. :)
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:05 PM
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4. Nah. I think it was the beer.
Then again, I only had one. I can't be turning into a lightweight overnight!
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evil_orange_cat Donating Member (910 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:02 PM
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2. no... get glasses, or a better prescription
;)
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:05 PM
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5. Just got new ones a month ago.
Brand new, up to date prescription. Can't be that, could it? :D
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:04 PM
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3. in our town
We have many people that look good from a distance but when you get close up....face lift.

Eeeks, really creepy sometimes.


Cher
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:58 AM
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7. Well, it IS New Jersey...
Just kidding. Please don't hit me. :D
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DIKB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:24 PM
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6. The geek way to refer to this:
The person had a high DDF - Distance Distortion Factor. aka "Good From Far, but Far From Good"
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:59 AM
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8. Never heard that one.
But I like it! I'm going to have to start using it. :D
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