I'm joining the DU nunhood

So, in order to be accepted into the loyal order of DU nuns, I have to:

1- Refrain from all references to sex, sexual acts, and farm animals (not together, of course).
2- Remain serious at all times.
3- Never do anything to get a thread locked.
3.5- Refrain from any cyber alcoholic drinks.
4- Be hot and sexy, but not flirt with any of the hot, hot, hot DU mens.
5- Not post any photographs of myself
6- Shower only weekly to conserve water
7- Attend regular DU services
8- Lead the DU congregation choir.

Much like others vows, this will be very challenging for me. Because I will be the first ever DU nun, I do not need a sponsor. However, anyone wishing to join me may feel free.

:-)

Except I did get one thread locked, but it was on the Catholic board, defending the pope!

Do we have any kind of initiation into this nunnery?

But the other nuns said I had too many mental illnesses to do it.

I think I could easily qualify. I even have 5 years 8 months of abstinence under my belt. I'm an atheist though, I don't know how well that would fly. Other then that, piece of cake!



:shrug:

Let us never pass a jovial thread without lamenting the plight of orphaned kittens on the melting icecaps that are flooding the habitat of endangered bunnies. :)

:evilgrin:

i think i should be one of those.

but...they're all dead now...so, maybe i'll abstain