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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:01 PM
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Your mama is so fat...
It's takes her three trips to haul ass.
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:02 PM
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1. whew.... i thought this was going to be some kind of schiavo thread
:evilgrin:
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:02 PM
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2. Your mama is so fat...
Her ass has its own Congressman!
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:02 PM
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3. I gotta pack a lunch to walk around her ass
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:04 PM
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4. how fat is she?
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/pharcyde/bizarre/ya_mama.phr.txt
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:04 PM
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5. Still my favorite...
... as I mentioned the other night. Paula Poundstone: "Your mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose."

:P
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:04 PM
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6. The shadow of her ass has its own zip code.
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rainbow4321 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:05 PM
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7. They had to baptize her at Sea World n/t
Edited on Sun Mar-20-05 11:06 PM by rainbow4321
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:09 PM
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8. Your mama is so fat...
Her favorite food is seconds
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:15 PM
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9. Locking
No fat threads.
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