How to have an extra special happy good time at Wal-Mart!

(Disclaimer: I would never do these things. Guaranteed some person making little more than minimum wage would have to deal with this, not the manager or the CEO. This is humor.)

Have an Extra-Special Fun Time at Wal-Mart!
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they're not looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals throughout the day.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station and turn them off. Set all the volumes to the maximum level.

6. Put M&Ms on layaway.

7. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

8. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. Take up an entire aisle in the toy section by setting up a scale battlefield with G.I. Joe and X-Men figures.

11. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

12. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like, "Pick me! Pick me!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

14. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

15. Go into the dressing room and yell, really loud: "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

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That is very very funny.

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Numbers 8, 11, 12, and 15 are just a riot.

And it works with Wal-Mart ... this wouldn't be nearly so funny if it said Target.

A hoot!