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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:10 PM
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I am officially renouncing the DU priesthood
Why, you ask ? Well, to maintain my ability to freely accept feminine wiles. One honorable lady made me aware of my strong susceptibility to that original sin, and thus, I must refuse the calling.

Vaya con Dios !
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:17 PM
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1. gasp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(but what exactly do you mean?--and what calling are you musting to refuse?) (note: musting: new word?)
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:18 PM
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2. someone else has to be the du priest and
a honorable woman here on du talked me out of it, so to speak.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:20 PM
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3. i wasn't aware that we had a priest on du
where do i go to confess?
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:20 PM
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4. ask will pitt, he knows all about the priesthood
or so he said :-)
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:24 PM
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5. when i ask should i refer to him as "father"?
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:24 PM
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6. LOL
naw just Mr.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:26 PM
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7. If you're young enough, call him 'Daddy'
Just to freak him out.
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:27 PM
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8. lol
you are a mite funny one there, ms. yvr
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:30 PM
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10. You're just saying that cause you're afraid of my mystical powers
and my mafia relatives.
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:31 PM
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11. oh no
(cringing) yes ma'am (in quavery voice) :scared:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:33 PM
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13. I'm not evil, just mischievous
I could blink things when I was little. It was way cool.
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:34 PM
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15. oooooooooooooooooh
a bit of a "witch", eh

(ducks)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:35 PM
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17. Careful.
I might cause you to ban yourself.
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:36 PM
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18. hmmmm we'll see about that, missy
now, where is my warlock costume ? :evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:38 PM
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19. I'm not going to flirt
and talking about puking doesn't count.
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:40 PM
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21. what ?
that really caught me off guard lololol

:wtf:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:49 PM
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23. the flirting or puking?
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:50 PM
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24. the puking one really caught me off guard
I thought, WTF did I say to bring that on ? lmao
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:57 PM
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27. This should explain everything

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2878928&mesg_id=2878928

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2879104
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:59 PM
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28. ok nowwwwwwww I get it, and thanks for lookin that up
:-)
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:29 PM
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9. I was molested by the DU Priesthood.
And they didn't leave their phone numbers or ANYTHING!
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:32 PM
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12. you better talk to skinner then
:-)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:34 PM
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14. Post it in ATA
Make it good.
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:34 PM
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16. that would be toooooooooo funny
:-)
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:39 PM
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20. I'm afraid to ask...
ATA?
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:41 PM
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22. ask the administrators nt
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:53 PM
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25. Ooooh, I've I feeling I would get Soooo tombstoned.
This reminds me of my brothers saying "Go ahead, stick a fork in that wall socket. It's FUN!"
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:54 PM
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26. naw, just don't break any of the rules that Skinner has
you'll be fine, seriously
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Technowitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:53 AM
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29. It's more fun to be one of the DU High Priestesses
Why?

Because we don't have those silly celibacy rules. :D
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tyedyeto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:06 AM
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30. DU has a priesthood??
and nobody told me about it?

Did you have to take an oath of poverty, celibacy et al???
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