Boy, do I have too much time on my hands...

Deja Q

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Sun Mar-20-05 11:10 PM
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Boy, do I have too much time on my hands...

Edited on Sun Mar-20-05 11:12 PM by HypnoToad

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Q. Are you bonkers, like that psychotic weirdo Jeffery Dahmer became to be? You do know he started out this way, too...

A. No. I simply have no social life and waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on my hands. Does that mean I'll become a freak who cannibalizes children? Hardly! Leave that for daytime talk show hosts, they're more likely to do something vulgar. Well, I know that hosting a daytime talk show is almost as low as it gets, but still...

Q. Do you have some sort of thing against innocent and cute confectionary?

A. Yes. Do you know what sugar gives people? Rotting teeth. Diabetes. Obesity. Hyperactivity. An acute case of sarcasm. When making cute animals that appear to be begging to be eaten, what else am I supposed to do? Write a letter of complaint to Good Housekeeping?

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sundog

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Sun Mar-20-05 11:14 PM
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1. I like the one you bbq'd

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Deja Q

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Sun Mar-20-05 11:34 PM
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3. The Smores one?

:9 :9

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Goathead

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Sun Mar-20-05 11:14 PM
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2. That banner is mesmerizing

PEEEEEEPS! Peeeeeeeps. peeps. peeps...

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qnr

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Sun Mar-20-05 11:37 PM
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4. I'm answering here because you have two zero reply threads on

Edited on Sun Mar-20-05 11:37 PM by qnr

page 20, and I'm not clever enough at the moment to fulfill the requirements, thereby kicking them.

Edit: completed my thought

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Deja Q

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Sun Mar-20-05 11:43 PM
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5. Well, I was hoping that one of them would have been a little more popular.

:evilgrin:

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