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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:59 PM
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Who's gonna suck the crap out of my head?
There's crap in my throat. I start coughing and it all gets crappier. I answered the phone just now and the person didn't recognize my voice. It's going.....it's going, Dave.....my mind is going, Dave....I can feel it....I can feel it.

Someone get over here and suck this crap out of my head.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:00 PM
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1. Sweetie...
I love you, and there's very little I wouldn't offer to do for you.





But this is one of those things I would have to politely refuse.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:06 PM
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13. That's not unconditional love, then.
Would you knit a sweater out of my bellybutton lint?

Make a sandwich from my toe jam?

Come on!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:09 PM
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22. Yes it is.
My love for you is not swayed by your snotty demeanor.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:00 PM
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2. must.not.copycat.
thread.will.get.locked.

:D
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:02 PM
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7. I giggled just imagining the copycats.
Then that jiggled loose some throat crap and I had a coughing fit. You owe me.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:00 PM
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3. Mmm. Another crap-sucking thread!
:D
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Freebird12004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:00 PM
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4. 2001
stuck in your head ?
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:01 PM
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5. Yes, but also a lot of snot and phlegm.
We CAN talk about snot and phlegm in the lounge, right?
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Freebird12004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:04 PM
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9. I think so
as long as we don't start comparisons:evilgrin:
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:04 PM
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10. I don't like any kind of phlegm.
I'm just sayin'.
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Freebird12004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:10 PM
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23. Rid yourself of the vile stuff
quick :scared: before it eats your brain
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:05 PM
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12. I really wish you wouldn't
I'm easily grossed out.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:06 PM
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14. Snot, phlegm, snot, phlegm, snot, phlegm!
Love ya!!!!

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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:10 PM
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24. Bitch
:puke:

:loveya:
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alwynsw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:26 PM
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33. It's a booger, ain't it?
I hate feeling .

Now suck it up or blow it out and straighten up!
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:30 PM
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35. As Yossarian said:
How much respect can you have for a Supreme Being who choses to have such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in his divine system of creation?
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Freebird12004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:07 PM
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16. Don't worry I not going to start
too yucky for me
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ArkDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:01 PM
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6. Are you a crayfish?
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:05 PM
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11. Yes.
Most people think I'm a spherical object, but I am actually a crayfish.

Or a crawdad, whatever you want to call me. Just don't call me late to dinner.
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ArkDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:14 PM
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31. Now I'm hungry!
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:02 PM
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8. Mucinex!
or guaifenesin (generic). It's an expectorant and will get rid of the crap in your head. Works like a charm. :hi:
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:08 PM
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19. I need to get some of that.
I've always heard it recommended, the Mucinex, that is.
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:06 PM
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15. So yer saying yer a shithead???
:shrug:

LOL
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:07 PM
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17. Well, I do have brown eyes.
So I must be full of it.

Older than dirt joke, eh?
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Blue Diadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:07 PM
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18. Have you tried an expectorant?
and some nice chicken soup loaded with garlic? Almost always works for me.

Of course, there is that little bulb thingy they use on the kids..

I watched my Dil use it on my granddaughter a few weeks ago and thought the poor little girl was going to have her eyes sucked out.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:09 PM
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20. Those snot suckers are fantastic!!!
Mmmm, hot chicken soup, that sounds perfectly yum!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:09 PM
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21. One hug does NOT make me qualified to suck crap out of anything
Edited on Mon Mar-21-05 01:10 PM by LynneSin
I like you - but not that much! But if it makes you feel better, I hugged Billy Idol and I wouldn't suck the crap out of his head either (too much gel in that hair)
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:12 PM
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25. If Mr. Bouncy gave me the green light, I'd do him.
I don't care WHAT his age is. I would.

ROWR.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:13 PM
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26. oh hell I would have too
I've had a crush on him since I was 16 years old!!
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:16 PM
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29. I saw a recent pic of him in the Austin Chronicle
and though he is a bit wrinkled in the face (who wouldn't be?) he had his shirt partially off and DAMN. Evil thoughts.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:13 PM
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27. Fenris and I have had the same crappy thing off and on for a week
I'm actually going home today but I was supposed to go home last night. He was so sick last night I didn't want him to drive me up to Austin so I changed my reservations (however, I did get a first class upgrade for very little $ out of the deal) :)

Hope you feel better soon. :hi:
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:15 PM
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28. Thanks! I hope you do, too!
I didn't know you were here!!!! Hope you had a good visit.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:16 PM
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30. We had a nice time
Quiet because I was sick, then he was sick. But we did some fun stuff, like eat at the Gristmill in Gruene. :hi:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:20 PM
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32. I'm gonna suck that crap right outta my head
and send it on its way...

Boil some water, remove from heat, put a towel over your head, and breathe the steamy vapor.

I know how you feel, and it isn't pretty... :hug:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:28 PM
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34. I thought that was the Soundtrack to "South Pacific"
I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair ...
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:17 PM
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39. Just doing another earworm thingy
:D
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:32 PM
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36. Oh sweetie, feel better!
:hug:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:42 PM
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37. I've got that same creeping crud!
I don't really feel bad, but I'm sniffling and I have a bit of a sore throat. Bleh.
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Amfortas Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:44 PM
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38. I would have .... but I already suffer from abnormal crap levels ....
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