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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:30 PM
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Poll question: Greatest Wesley Willis Song, Volume I
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:38 PM
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1. It's "I WHUPPED Batman's Ass."
Big difference.

My favorite is "Jesus is the Answer."
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:41 PM
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2. Other- "My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks"
How could you forget "My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks"?
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 01:42 PM
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3. suck my dogs d*ck
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Us vs Them Donating Member (725 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 02:02 PM
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4. Other: Ford Windstar
"This van has some featuring options. It is a recreation van."
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 02:54 PM
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5. I guess this means there'll be no "Greatest Wesley Willis Song, Volume II"
thread?
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 03:27 PM
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8. There will be, once I finish work.
I have yet to get to "Dale Meiners Yelled at Me" and "Freak Out Hell Bus." :)
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 03:12 PM
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6. Cut The Mullet!
"Go to the barber and tell him you're sick of looking like an asshole."

Comedy fuckin' GOLD, right there.
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 03:14 PM
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7. i always liked "suck a donkey's dick"
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 03:41 PM
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9. "He's Doing Time In Jail"
This is a song that I'm gonna rap about, and sing about
It's called that "He's Doing Time in Jail"
This is about this guy who slashed me in the face and back as I exited the 4 Cottage Grove bus
This is the dawn of a new era
So let me rap and sing about this song, as I exit the Cottage Grove bus
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 03:43 PM
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10. There's a similar one, "John Dillard".
John Dillard was an asshole
He was a real stupid jerk
He attacked me with a box cutter as I exited the 4 Cottage Grove bus
What a stupid-ass motherfucker
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:10 PM
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11. The Vulture's Ate My Dead Ass Up
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