Hmm. Christian Powerlifters...Holy Shit! Jesus caused the Tsunami

ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:18 PM
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Hmm. Christian Powerlifters...Holy Shit! Jesus caused the Tsunami

http://forum.onecenter.com/cgi-bin/forum/forum.cgi?c=msg&fid=power2&mid=3681

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fertilizeonarbusto

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:21 PM
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1. From another lifter

I hope that shithead gets baptized by a sixty-pound dumbbell to the head next time he goes to do extensions.

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:23 PM
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3. I like this gem

"God Bless you Joe. You are a true believer and will be rewarded greatly for it. Jesus will have his way with the middle east soon enough. Perhaps as the Judeo-Christian nation that we are, we will finally aid the lord by dropping nuclear bombs on muslim nations."

How compassionate

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fertilizeonarbusto

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:28 PM
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7. Lovely n/t

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GreenPartyVoter

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:34 PM
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8. And people think they impress God with that kind of talk

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Left Is Write

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:39 PM
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10. They think Jesus would advocate nuclear bombs?

Ooooookay.

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WindRavenX

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:22 PM
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2. these assholes need a lesson in theology:

Jesus was most definitely punishing these Muslims for believing in a false god
ALLAH IS YOUR GOD TOO YOU ASSHOLE.
Head. Wall. Repeat x(

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LeftyMom

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:24 PM
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4. I have come to the conclusion that fundies have some secret bible

the rest of us can't get. Otherwise, how could they see the prince of peace as an angry and violent guy?

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GreenPartyVoter

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:36 PM
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9. Oooh! I wanna quote ya on that! *lol*

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da_chimperor

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:26 PM
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5. BEHOLD MY MASSIVE BICEPS!

I SHALL USE THEM TO DESTROY THE ENEMIES OF JEEBUS!

Those warmongering sons of bitches should join the army. They won't be so bloodthirsty after that.

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:27 PM
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6. I encourage everyone to post on their forum

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madison2000

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:41 PM
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11. tsunami was an act of retaliation by Jesus Christ

because Jesus Christ was into retaliation BIG TIME when he came around the first time, and he's just that kinda guy

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Debi

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Mon Mar-21-05 02:42 PM
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12. And here I thought Jesus Saves......

:eyes:

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