I feel shitty, oh so shitty - Democratic Underground

GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:39 PM
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I feel shitty, oh so shitty

I feel shitty and gritty with blight
And I pity anyone who feels like me tonight!

(yuck-a-tuck-a-tum-pum-pumpee Achoo!)

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elshiva

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:41 PM
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1. Sorry you feel that way!

But you still are pretty and so is Ben Franklin the Anteater!

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:48 PM
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6. Even with my red nose?

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elshiva

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:49 PM
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7. Yes! And even with Ben's long nose!

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:06 PM
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21. I wonder what color Ben's nose would be

if he had to blow it all the time.

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elshiva

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Tue Mar-22-05 09:55 PM
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37. I think his nose might turn purple.

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jandrok

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:42 PM
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2. Goddess, my dear, you need to drown your germs......

....in a nice bottle of Saint Arnold's Spring Bock. Great stuff.

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/rate_results/337/1070/latest/0/Dubblebock/

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:50 PM
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8. Sounds divine...

From Texas? Who'd've thunk?

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Freebird12004

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:42 PM
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3. sad story

sorry ... hope you're better soon!
:eyes: :puke:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:51 PM
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9. Thanks

At least I don't have the :puke:!

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Freebird12004

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:57 PM
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14. much better story

We love Guinness ! So we certainly want the Goddess of Guinness to be alright! :beer::beer::beer: wouldn't be the same without the Goddess :toast:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:08 PM
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23. I have Irish friends who swear that any time they got sick

their mothers would make them drink Guinness.

I wonder if it works?

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Freebird12004

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:18 PM
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26. I wouldn't try it.

Who knows it may have helped. At least they were able to rest while under the influence of Guinness.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:29 PM
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27. I've heard that the imported version of Guinness has more

alcohol. What they probably got was a mild version of adult Nyquil...

I still wouldn't give it to my kid, but I might be tempted to try it for myself. :D

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Freebird12004

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:21 PM
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36. I want more!

I just poured a Scotch Mist, I feel as if I must have more alcohol tonight. OK - not a must - but a want.

I'd never give anything intoxicating to a child... except a giggle or two from making a funny face for them.

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alwynsw

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:32 PM
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29. A pint every 15 minutes

In a couple hours you won't care whether you're sick or not. Works eery time!

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ScreamingMeemie

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:43 PM
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4. Feel better sweetie!

:hug: :hug: :hug:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:52 PM
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11. Thanks Mrs G!

Hug plasters are good for this stuff! :D

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sundog

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:45 PM
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5. lol

I had that shit for 2 (two) weeks. Ack!

Yes, it really really sucks. Just started to feel human again over the weekend.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:54 PM
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12. Oh please don't tell me I have another week and a half to go!

I've managed to avoid the really high fever; but my little guy's zonked out at 102F right now...and that's with Advil!

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tigereye

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Mon Mar-21-05 05:01 PM
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31. oh, I thought you would be over it by now

bummer. Hope the grungies end soon! And sick kid to boot, that's not fun. :grouphug:

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swimmernsecretsea

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:51 PM
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10. See that icky girl in that mirror there...

What mirror, where?
Who can that unattractive girl be?
Such a shitty month
Such a shitty week
Such a shitty day
Such a shitty me

I feel shitty
Oh so shitty
it's alarming how uncharming I feel...

Sorry. I was possessed by the spirit of broadway musicals past.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:59 PM
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15. I wonder how many times the original cast sang those lyrics

while they were being harrassed by their director...

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swimmernsecretsea

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:17 PM
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25. My ex used to work at a well respected theater...

and heard all sorts of creative new lyrics. He came home one night singing "Weenie Bob" after they started rehearsals for "Sweeney Todd." Bob was the name of the Box Office Manager. I guess it's pretty common, and a way not to go crazy from having to sing the same lyrics day after day for weeks...

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:31 PM
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28. I once played Brigadoon, and the cast all sang

"Look in, look in, look in to Bonnie's jeans"
Cracked me up!

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yvr girl

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Mon Mar-21-05 03:56 PM
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13. Anyone else hearing a West Side Story tune?

thanks for the earworm.

Sorry you feel sick.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:01 PM
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17. Thanks Yvr Girl

:beer:

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Bertha Venation

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:00 PM
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16. ROFL

I sent that to Mrs. V. It hurts when she laughs because it makes her cough, but I hope it'll give her at least a smile.

:hug: Feel better, sweetie.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:04 PM
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19. Tell Mrs V I hope she's better soon, too!

I've been coughing so much that my stomach hurts.
I may have to do sit-ups when I get better to keep up the muscle tone.

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jus_the_facts

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:01 PM
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18. I always sing that song that way too.....

...hope you feel better soon! :hi:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:05 PM
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20. It cries for it, no?

Thanks for the well-wishes! :D

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jus_the_facts

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:06 PM
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22. InDEED!!

....you're most welcome!! :D

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blackcat77

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:09 PM
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24. You and me both, Goddess

I came down with a cold on Saturday and probably haven't had an hour of sleep since because my sinuses are draining so bad every time I start to go to sleep, I choke.

Feeling a bit better today so maybe I've finally got it on the run.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 04:32 PM
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30. Hope so!

Here are some healing cybervibes to help~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Scout1071

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Mon Mar-21-05 05:17 PM
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32. I've got the crud too. Stayed home from work today.

Fever. Body aches. Headache. Sinus pressure and nasal drip. sore throat.

I hate feeling this way. These are the one of the only times where i really think it's stinks to live alone.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Mar-21-05 05:22 PM
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33. Take heart...

It's not much better when you're not alone. I don't have it as badly as everybody else around here, so I've still got to play nurse...

Hope you're better soon! :hug:

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Scout1071

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Mon Mar-21-05 05:48 PM
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34. Thanks. I know it could be worse.....toddlers/kid hanging around with the

same stuff would be miserable. I feel for you sister. Hope you feel better too.

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Bullwinkle925

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:09 PM
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35. I still think your Giant Ant-Eater is so extremely weird-looking!

But I did enjoy your "I Feel Shitty, Oh So Shitty" toon!
Get to feeling better, ok?

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salin

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Tue Mar-22-05 09:57 PM
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38. You have my pity

sorry you feel so awful- would free association thread-jack in this thread help at all??

I hope that you feel better soon. I had been sick for about a week - and am finally back to just a "cold" place.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Wed Mar-23-05 02:39 PM
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39. Thanks!

I'm much better today! :D

Nice to know that misery ends...

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terrya

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Wed Mar-23-05 02:40 PM
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40. Holy Sondheim!

I hope you feel better soon.

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