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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:15 PM
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If you were a vegetable...
Edited on Mon Mar-21-05 04:15 PM by RPM
what kind would you be?
:evilgrin:
I would be Spinach. I love corn, but not sure if it is a vegetable or a grain.

edited for spelling
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:15 PM
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1. TOMATO
Oh, damn :dunce:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:31 PM
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27. Only in NJ!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:16 PM
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2. Swiss Chard
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:17 PM
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3. Totally tasteless and inappropriate thread!
But I love it! :evilgrin:

Me... I think maybe asparagus. In some strange way I think asparagus and I have a lot in common.
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:18 PM
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4. I hope not too much
I had asparagus for dinner last night... it was good; but I dont want to eat you! :-)
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bergamot Donating Member (63 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:19 PM
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7. I would be

whatever the opposite of broccoli is.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:26 PM
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13. You make people's (bodilty function) smell?
Weird.
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jandrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:19 PM
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5. I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect hominy......
Hominy gets no respect in the veggie world. None. Zero. Zip. It's the Rodney Dangerfield of vegetables. It's good! Try it and see!

I'd be hominy! Yay Hominy!!!!
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:20 PM
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8. my bad - i didnt know it was a vegetable...
learn something new each day...
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:19 PM
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:21 PM
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10. Lol
That's funny.
You also rhubarbed right off my screen.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:28 PM
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16. When I was in high school a group of us were extras in a friends
film for a college class and to look like we were talking to each other we had to walk along past the camera and say just that.
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:07 PM
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21. In my film classes in high school, we had to say
"Watermelon, canteloupe. Watermelon, canteloupe"
for the same reason. I liked "Rhubarb" better.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:20 PM
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9. Green beans.
:9
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:24 PM
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11. I'd be a tomato. A juicy, sexy beefsteak tomato.
I did an evening of vegetables off Brodway... I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass!

(name that movie)
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Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:26 PM
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14. Tootsie
and I wanna be an acorn squash.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:26 PM
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12. a cucumber or yellow bell pepper
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Ann Arbor Dem Donating Member (900 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:27 PM
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15. Hmmm...I would be a radish, I think.
I love them!
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:29 PM
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17. An onion
Because hopefully the smell will keep the people I don't like away from me and if someone likes me I know they will like me for me even if I smell or not.
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:41 PM
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19. most wise of you.
at the risk of making a bad pun, that is most sage of you...
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Mr. McD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:34 PM
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18. Garlic here
The food of the gods. :)
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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:44 PM
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20. I'd be corn
Corn can go through some serious shit and still come out looking ok.
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 08:46 PM
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33. does corn count as veggie???
or is it grain???
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:09 PM
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22. Bok Choy
Just cuz it's interesting! :P
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:28 PM
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23. I'd be a mental vegetable!
At least I would gain some noteriety...
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:28 PM
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24. Jicama
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:29 PM
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25. Rutabaga! I may change my name to that word! Heh.
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:29 PM
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26. no more shaivo threads! (oh, is that too harsh?)
I made out my living will today...I don't want to be a veggie.
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:48 PM
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30. not that kind silly
;)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:32 PM
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28. I'd like to think of myself as Sugar Snap Peas
because I'm sweet but I have a lil snap to me too!
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:34 PM
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29. Cucumber
:evilgrin:
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:54 PM
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31. broccoli
Then I'd be the natural enemy of the Bushes.
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:17 PM
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32. that and beef sashimi
nicely done.
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Technowitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 08:47 PM
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34. Bacon
:evilgrin:
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 08:47 PM
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35. Asparagus. People with taste love me!
:silly:
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