The Lounge is too quiet. Family Guy quote thread!

Arkana

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:20 PM
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The Lounge is too quiet. Family Guy quote thread!

Edited on Mon Mar-21-05 06:24 PM by Arkana

"Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second - RARF!"

EDIT: Perhaps I should have stated the rules...you must say who said it, then post a quote of your own. :P

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Richardo

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:22 PM
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1. "And I learned something, too. I always thought that dogs, you know,

...laid eggs."

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Arkana

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:25 PM
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4. Peter

"Hey, guys, what's goin' on? I was just jerki...ed out of a sound sleep!"

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Richardo

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:25 PM
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5. Quagmire

Edited on Mon Mar-21-05 06:26 PM by Richardo

"Peter, those are Cheerios. "

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Arkana

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:30 PM
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9. Brian

"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""

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Richardo

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:24 PM
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2. "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party:

...an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change. "

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DS1

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:25 PM
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3. Dad! I put a quarter in the machine and won a balloon!

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Jessica

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:28 PM
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6. Waiter: Sir, please move your van off the diving board.

Peter: That's not a van ... that's my son.

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Obviousman

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:28 PM
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7. Peter

How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5, five dirty stinkin apes. One to put it in, and four dirty stinkin' apes to throw feces at eachother.

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Tektonik

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:29 PM
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8. Quagmire

"giggidy-giggidy-giggidy" :D

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Akoto

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:34 PM
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10. Stewie Quotes!

"Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that."

"Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you."

"There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore."

"Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."

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Shadowen

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:40 PM
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11. "Yea, and God sad to Abraham...

"...'You will kill your son Isaac.' And Abraham said, 'I can’t hear you; you’ll have to speak into the microphone.' And God said, 'Oh, I’m sorry! Is this better? Check check! Jerry, pull the high end out; I’m still getting some hiss back here!' "

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