Worst advertising slogan?
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Mon Mar-21-05 06:55 PM
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Poll question: Worst advertising slogan?
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Mon Mar-21-05 06:56 PM
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Nails on a freakin' chalk board. :puke:
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Mon Mar-21-05 07:21 PM
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9. Those are horrible commercials!
They're trying to get poor black kids to be as fat as poor white kids. The sad thing is that the ad campaign is working.
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Tue Mar-22-05 11:24 AM
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Mon Mar-21-05 06:58 PM
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2. Jesus Christ for Technotron.
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Mon Mar-21-05 06:59 PM
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Mon Mar-21-05 07:00 PM
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5. whoa - forgot about that turd
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Mon Mar-21-05 07:00 PM
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4. "I've got gas" for natural gas. They play it on AAR all day long.
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Mon Mar-21-05 07:52 PM
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14. Who..I Mean What Kinda Dumbass Came Up With
I Got Gas As A Slogan.. Absurd.
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Mon Mar-21-05 07:05 PM
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6. 7UP! With the Big Seven, and U-P after!
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Mon Mar-21-05 07:06 PM
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7. Good to the Last Drop - Otis Elevator Company
Before Folger's stole it from them! TlalocW
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Mon Mar-21-05 07:09 PM
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8. Kansas: The Land of Ahhhs..
Get it.. Ahhhs = Oz. Easily the worst ever. There are no "ahhh"'s in Kansas.
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Mon Mar-21-05 09:31 PM
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24. Having been across it twenty times, I can vouch for that.
There are only Zzzzzzzzzzzz's in Kansas.
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Mon Mar-21-05 07:27 PM
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10. The worst ever was during the 1996 Atlanta Olympics - Nike:
You don't win silver, you lose gold. Great coming from a bunch of ad execs who have probably never even come close to becoming an Olympian. That was just ridiculously horrible. I'd have given just about anything to have been able to call myself and Olympian.
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Mon Mar-21-05 08:20 PM
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18. that is pretty pathetic
just like the talking-head talk during the finals. Somebody comes up short for a gold, and they act like someone just died.
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Mon Mar-21-05 07:42 PM
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11. "You Gotta Eat" ~Checkers
You gotta eat, so it may as well be here.
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Mon Mar-21-05 08:18 PM
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Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall of the pitch session for that one... :crazy:
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Mon Mar-21-05 07:45 PM
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12. "Real Food for Real People"
Followed closely by "Meat: It's what's for dinner" david
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Mon Mar-21-05 07:51 PM
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Beef: It's what's for dinner. :) I don't mind that slogan. Any slogan read by Sam Elliott is music to my ears.
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Mon Mar-21-05 08:03 PM
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15. Kinda reminds me of "Be a Coffee Achiever"
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Mon Mar-21-05 08:19 PM
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17. Nothing sucks like Electrolux
Great vacuum, bad slogan.
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Mon Mar-21-05 08:21 PM
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19. Dang! Lost another one to ditech.caaahm
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Mon Mar-21-05 08:26 PM
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20. Compassionate Conservatism.
Sorry if anyone else mentioned it first.
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Mon Mar-21-05 08:45 PM
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21. you are the big winner
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Mon Mar-21-05 09:40 PM
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Tue Mar-22-05 02:14 AM
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26. I humbly bow to the master.
That one was right under our noses!
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Tue Mar-22-05 10:26 AM
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27. Also winning the #1 award
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Mon Mar-21-05 09:09 PM
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22. Windows 200 Pro: "Ready Or Not...Here It Comes"
I thought that sounded more like a threat than anything else...
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Mon Mar-21-05 09:26 PM
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23. "I love my Ford Focus"
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! YAAAA! KILL KILL KILL!!! *smashes TV with large rock* YAHAAA!
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Tue Mar-22-05 10:29 AM
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28. Microsoft's NPR slogan:
Edited on Tue Mar-22-05 10:30 AM by Richardo
"Your potential inspires us to create software to help you reach it." Great! It's both patronizing AND grammatically awkward! :wtf:
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Tue Mar-22-05 10:40 AM
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probably appropriate for MS software :P
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Tue Mar-22-05 10:55 AM
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In Canada, we have a Quizno's shill even more revolting than the mutant hamsters: Don Cherry.
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Tue Mar-22-05 10:56 AM
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WTF does that mean? Another: Life -- Be in It Uh, if I'm NOT, then I'm DEAD!
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Tue Mar-22-05 11:01 AM
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32. "16th largest city in the us"
Louisville ,ky. Who the hell cares?
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Tue Mar-22-05 11:02 AM
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33. First rule of advertizing: Never call the product "second" at anything.
Even Avis avoided that pitfall.
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Tue Mar-22-05 11:03 AM
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Fair and Balanced? We Report. You decide? Lies in the highest degree.
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Tue Mar-22-05 11:22 AM
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Tue Mar-22-05 11:27 AM
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37. KFC, the healthy alternative to fast food
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Tue Mar-22-05 11:48 AM
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38. "Accelerate Your Life" Navy
This just came as to slogan on a piece on ROTC enrollment shit for my son. I was laughing so hard, get a clue guys.
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Tue Mar-22-05 11:56 AM
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39. "Reach Out and Touch Someone" AT&T
or were they still Ma Bell back then? It's still kinda creepy in a perverse way
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