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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:55 PM
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Poll question: Worst advertising slogan?
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:56 PM
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1. "I'm Lovin' It"
Nails on a freakin' chalk board. :puke:
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vpigrad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:21 PM
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9. Those are horrible commercials!
They're trying to get poor black kids to be as fat as poor white kids. The sad thing is that the ad campaign is working.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 11:24 AM
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36. I totally agree
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:58 PM
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2. Jesus Christ for Technotron.
:-)
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:59 PM
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3. By Mennen.
:)
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:00 PM
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5. whoa - forgot about that turd
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:00 PM
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4. "I've got gas" for natural gas. They play it on AAR all day long.
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RedstDem Donating Member (356 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:52 PM
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14. Who..I Mean What Kinda Dumbass Came Up With
I Got Gas As A Slogan..
Absurd.
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:05 PM
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6. 7UP! With the Big Seven, and U-P after!
Say it out loud.
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:06 PM
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7. Good to the Last Drop - Otis Elevator Company
Before Folger's stole it from them!

TlalocW
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:09 PM
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8. Kansas: The Land of Ahhhs..
Get it.. Ahhhs = Oz. Easily the worst ever. There are no "ahhh"'s in Kansas.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:31 PM
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24. Having been across it twenty times, I can vouch for that.
There are only Zzzzzzzzzzzz's in Kansas.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:27 PM
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10. The worst ever was during the 1996 Atlanta Olympics - Nike:
You don't win silver, you lose gold.

Great coming from a bunch of ad execs who have probably
never even come close to becoming an Olympian. That was just ridiculously horrible.

I'd have given just about anything to have been able to call myself and Olympian.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 08:20 PM
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18. that is pretty pathetic
just like the talking-head talk during the finals. Somebody comes up short for a gold, and they act like someone just died.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:42 PM
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11. "You Gotta Eat" ~Checkers
You gotta eat, so it may as well be here.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 08:18 PM
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16. Ooh, a classic
Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall of the pitch session for that one... :crazy:
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4_Legs_Good Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:45 PM
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12. "Real Food for Real People"
Followed closely by "Meat: It's what's for dinner"

david
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 07:51 PM
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13. Beef.
Beef: It's what's for dinner.

:)

I don't mind that slogan. Any slogan read by Sam Elliott is music to my ears.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 08:03 PM
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15. Kinda reminds me of "Be a Coffee Achiever"
:crazy:
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 08:19 PM
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17. Nothing sucks like Electrolux
Great vacuum, bad slogan.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 08:21 PM
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19. Dang! Lost another one to ditech.caaahm
/asshole
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 08:26 PM
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20. Compassionate Conservatism.
Sorry if anyone else mentioned it first.
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 08:45 PM
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21. you are the big winner
nicely done.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:40 PM
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25. Thank you very much.
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 02:14 AM
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26. I humbly bow to the master.
That one was right under our noses!
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 10:26 AM
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27. Also winning the #1 award
for Best Oxymoron! :D
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:09 PM
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22. Windows 200 Pro: "Ready Or Not...Here It Comes"
I thought that sounded more like a threat than anything else...
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aeolian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:26 PM
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23. "I love my Ford Focus"
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!


YAAAA! KILL KILL KILL!!!

*smashes TV with large rock*

YAHAAA!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 10:29 AM
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28. Microsoft's NPR slogan:
Edited on Tue Mar-22-05 10:30 AM by Richardo
"Your potential inspires us to create software to help you reach it."


Great! It's both patronizing AND grammatically awkward! :wtf:
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 10:40 AM
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29. Echhh
probably appropriate for MS software :P
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 10:55 AM
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30. I like the moon!
In Canada, we have a Quizno's shill even more revolting than the mutant hamsters: Don Cherry.
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 10:56 AM
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31. Just Do It
WTF does that mean?

Another:

Life -- Be in It

Uh, if I'm NOT, then I'm DEAD!
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wideopen Donating Member (563 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 11:01 AM
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32. "16th largest city in the us"
Louisville ,ky. Who the hell cares?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 11:02 AM
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33. First rule of advertizing: Never call the product "second" at anything.
Even Avis avoided that pitfall.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 11:03 AM
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34. What? No Fox News?
Fair and Balanced?

We Report. You decide?

Lies in the highest degree.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 11:22 AM
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35. Make 7-
Up yours!
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paula777 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 11:27 AM
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37. KFC, the healthy alternative to fast food
Most deceptive anyway
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 11:48 AM
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38. "Accelerate Your Life" Navy
This just came as to slogan on a piece on ROTC enrollment shit for my son. I was laughing so hard, get a clue guys.
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 11:56 AM
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39. "Reach Out and Touch Someone" AT&T
or were they still Ma Bell back then? It's still kinda creepy in a perverse way
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