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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:03 AM
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Ah...a current affair. As accurate in reporting as ever.
Today's stories? The teacher molestation epidemic. The evil that is "goth culture".

The collective IQ of the nation just dropped 10 points.
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:06 AM
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1. Is Murray...
... "I'm a Shameless Panderer" Povich still the front face on that perfect rag of an example of yellow journalism?
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:10 AM
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2. Nah, it's some new guy.
I learned these things today:

Goths tend to murder people
Goths participate in weird sexual practices
Goths are sick individuals
Black baggy pants are hateful
Safety pins in said pants are worse
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:13 AM
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3. OMG! Is that crap still on the air?
I had NO idea!

And "goth" culture? Wow, what cutting-edge journalism that is!
What's next, hippies? The bell-bottom trouser craze?
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:18 AM
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5. LOL. It went off the air awhile ago, but they just brought it back
Apparently there was a gap in the "trash journalism" sector.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:15 AM
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4. Didn't they win a "Polk" when O'Reilly was their main man?
Maybe Bush can give them a special medal.
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:18 AM
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6. Yeah, they won a Polk after O Reilly left, or before he got there.
Not when he was actually there.

But according to him, he won a peabody on that show.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 06:23 AM
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7. I thought that was Hard Copy?
Or am I not awake yet? :)
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:35 PM
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8. Ah, you're probably right. I can't keep the trash tv straight.
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