In 1492 Jesus walked the ocean blue...

and descovered America. Than he founded the United States and mad George Bush presidant. You homosexual antisemite islamofaceists terorist democrats need to stop hateing Jesus! Stop hateing America!

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Oh, sorry if I overstepped the bounds of religious mockery for a minute there.

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Yours was tame, lame, and barely insane!

Plus, your spelling is way too good!

First off, I already posted some real freeperish qoutes earlier- they make fun of themselves! Second, I wrote it and then went back and ruined the spelling.

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-- personally made Dubya his messenger on earth. I just keep forgetting it.

The Far Right loonies are trying to get it through my thick skull that George and Jesus are tight, and that the Rapture is due real, real soon, that two women or two men can't be married, that Saddam was an evil bastard so we had to bomb innocent Iraqis, that Sponge Bob, the Teletubbies, and the 7 Dwarves are gay and therefore an intolerable menace to kids, that there should be prayer in schools, that evolution is bullshit, that stem cells are Satan's work, that abstinence is effctive, and that women should not have control over their own bodies.

They're doing their level best to get through, but I keep fucking up and ignoring them.