Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

McDonalds Wants You To F*ck Its Sandwiches

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:50 PM
Original message
McDonalds Wants You To F*ck Its Sandwiches
http://andrewteman.org/blog/?p=39
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:54 PM
Response to Original message
1. What if it burns me penis?
:evilfrown:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:55 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. Apparantly, you can grow another on your arm.
According to another thread, anyway.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:58 PM
Response to Reply #2
5. So instead of people calling me a "dickhead" they'll call me a "dickarm"
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:55 PM
Response to Original message
3. Hee hee...
...what usually happens when corporate people try to do/be "hip." :eyes: :D
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
quispquake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:02 PM
Response to Reply #3
7. Yeah, like CBS Records in the 60's...
"the man can't bust our music"

Brought to you by...
The Man

btw: thanks for that link above...my officemates are howling to high heaven right now...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
quispquake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:02 PM
Response to Reply #3
8. Oops...double post
Edited on Wed Mar-23-05 02:02 PM by perkypat23
deleted...dupe
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:56 PM
Response to Original message
4. Geez, I'm a thirtysomething DAD
and I knew what that phrase was reserved for.

Sheesh, who's in charge of Mickey-D's marketing?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:59 PM
Response to Original message
6. Do i have to buy it dinner and take it to a movie first?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:04 PM
Response to Original message
9. Sigh...That's crackin'
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:06 PM
Response to Original message
10. Reminds me
of Perdue's attempt to do outreach into the hispanic market.

They translated their catch-phrase "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken" using idioms that were even more obvious than they are in English, essentially saying "It takes a dude with a hard-on to screw a chick."

Hey marketeers! The overwhelming majority of grocery shoppers are WOMEN-- and they didn't appreciate the pun one fucking bit!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:19 PM
Response to Reply #10
13. LOL
I almost spit CocaCola all over my monitor when I read that.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:14 PM
Response to Original message
11. Here are some that didn't make the cut
http://i-mockery.com/shorts/mcsex/default.php
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:32 PM
Response to Reply #11
14. Here's my faves!
Edited on Wed Mar-23-05 02:33 PM by ronnykmarshall







Ahhhh hell ..... it's not working'
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 03:41 PM
Response to Reply #11
16. #9 is too funny
Edited on Wed Mar-23-05 03:42 PM by Bleachers7
"A whole untapped market of burger fuckers"
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:18 PM
Response to Original message
12. All the ladies love a dollar menu man
Hey big spender!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:35 PM
Response to Original message
15. Well, that would be the only time you'd find meat in their products!
}(
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 04:10 PM
Response to Original message
17. Well, ok...But watch out for the SMP
Sandwich Molestation Patrol

Oh...And you won't be able to buy Big Macs in Tennessee anymore.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun May 05th 2024, 07:55 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC