When the earth was still flat

And clouds made of fire
And mountains stretched up to the sky
Sometimes higher
Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs
They had two sets of arms
They had two sets of legs
They had two faces peering
Out of one giant head
So they could watch all around them
As they talked; while they read
And they never knew nothing of love
It was before the origin of love
The origin of love

And there were three sexes then,
One that looked like two men
Glued up back to back
Called the children of the sun
And similiar in shape and girth
Was the children of the earth
They looked like two girls rolled up in one
And the children of the moon



Were like a fork stuck on a spoon
They were part sun, part earth, part daughter, part son
The origin of love



Now the gods grew quite scared
Of our strength and defiance
And Thor said "I'm gonna kill them all with my hammer
Like I killed the giants"
But the Zeus said "No
You better let me use my lightning like scissors
Like I cut the legs off the whales
Dinosaurs into lizards"
Then he grabbed up some bolts
And he let out a laugh
Said "I'll split them right down the middle
Gonna cut them right up in half"



And the storm clouds gathered above
Into great balls of fire.

And then fire shot down from the sky in bolts
Like shining blades of a knife
And it ripped right through the flesh
Of the children of the sun and the moon
And the earth
And some Indian god sewed the wound up
Into a hole
Pulled it 'round to our bellies
To remind us the price we pay



And Osiris and the gods of the nile
Gathered up a big storm
To blow a hurricane
To scatter us away
in a flood of wind and rain
And a sea of tidal waves
To wash us all away
And if we don't behave
They'll cut us down again
We'll be hopping around on one foot
And looking through one eye



Last time I saw you
We just split in two
You was looking at me
I was looking at you
You had a way so familiar
But I could not recognize
'cause you had blood in your face
And I had blood in my eyes
But I could swear by your expression
That the pain down in your soul
Was the same as the one down in mine
That's the pain
That cuts a straight line down through the heart
We call it love
We wrapped our arms around each other
Trying to shove ourselves back together
We were making love
Making love
It was a cold dark evening such a long time ago
When by the mighty hand of Jove
It was a sad story how we became
Lonely two-legged creatures
It's the story
The origin of love
That's the origin of love.

That is arguably the best song in Hedwig, but there are so many good ones.
I think that myth is from Plato's "Republic" the origin of straights, gays, and lesbians. I LOVE IT!

the fellini disc had a crack in it :grr:

meh... what could be better than a glass of vino & hedwig :bounce:

Yitzhak is the bomb, too.

:bounce:

Midnight Radio gets me all misty eyed & whatnot :P

I love "Miss Farrah Fawcett" wig.

soft as an easy chair, not even a chair, i said, have i never been mellow...

http://quizilla.com/users/hedwigsgummibear/quizzes/what%20is%20your%20hedwig%20personality%3F

I like goomy bayahs :P

even non-caucasian ones!

I'm in love with Stephen Trask :loveya:

black lipstick. :loveya: Damn good musician, too.

Or Hedwig?

:P

my fave movie :7

JJ chickened out... she promised a pile on!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2897832&mesg_id=2897966

le sigh...

:grr:

:P

I was proud of myself that I knew all the words. I LOVE this movie. Best musical ever.

:P

no, not really

What kind of God creates Adam in His image, pulls Eve out of him to keep him company, and then tells them not to eat from the Tree of Knowledge? That was so micro-managing. So was Adam. But Eve. Eve just wanted to know shit. She took a bite of the apple and found out what was good and what was evil. And she gave it to Adam so he would know. Because they were in love. And that was good that they now knew :7