Waitress Tosses Dirty Rag - Ends Up Looking Like Shroud Of Turin

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HOLY CLOTH The Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich? The gang at the Green Dragon Tavern can top that. Yesterday, waitress Arleene McDaid tossed a cloth she'd used to clean one of the tables at the Marshall Street saloon, and when it landed on the linen basket, the rag looked eerily like the Shroud of Turin. No kidding. ''I was sitting there eating a salad, and I said, 'Holy ,' " said bartender Ryan Lugones. ''Everyone who sees the thing says it looks like Jesus. It's scary. . . . We're not going to move it." (The Shroud of Turin is the cloth that some believe covered the body of Christ after his crucifixion and bears his image.) McDaid, who moved here from Ireland three years ago, admitted yesterday that she's a wee bit spooked. ''I'm not as religious as I tell me mum, but I'll definitely be at church on Sunday," she said.

http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2005/03/24/waitress_sees_a_familiar_face_an_easter_duet_to_remember/

I'm going to find something that looks like the Virgin Mary or Jesus. Instant fame and fortune!

the more I'm starting to believe the CIA dumped LSD into the nation's water supply.

i'm going to start checking in the toiLet before fLushing - who knows what images might appear.

"The Grease Rag of Boston"? I can hear the hymns now... "Holy, holy, holy/ Grease soaked up for Jesus/ God in His mercy/ Splatters fat for all".

Wonderful. Whatever works for you; I'll just be in the corner shaking my head.

festival? What's with going to church on Sunday because she thought she saw an image of what she thinks looks like Jesus in a f*cking RAG!!?? Gaaaaaaaahhhhhh.

I'll bring the Jesus Jam stamp

not if that waitress is on the rag! NO WAY! :D

Follow the shoe!

No.

Follow the gourd!

A few years back the wall in our production area got stained by a leak in the roof. The stain ended up looking like a big water stained cross.
And since a cross is such a complicated design, the fundies here at work thought it was a miracle. They even took pictures of it.. :eyes:.
I was laughing my ass off.

and I am going to buy this filthy dish rag

and that we're nothing but parasites.

If we really ARE the dominant species in terms of intelligence, then that's just damn sad.

looked down into the bowl after coffee and said, "HOLY SHIT!!"

*marching off to eBay*