Chick Tract of the Day: Li'l Susy battles Public Schools

Zuni

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Thu Mar-24-05 12:28 PM
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Chick Tract of the Day: Li'l Susy battles Public Schools

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1051/1051_01.asp

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bowens43

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Thu Mar-24-05 12:32 PM
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1. Unfortunately , these tracts are considered

Edited on Thu Mar-24-05 12:32 PM by bowens43

by growing numbers of people to be a valid source of information on evolution.

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mac56

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Thu Mar-24-05 12:32 PM
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2. Ms. Henn has made appearances in several Chick tracts.

Always good for a larf.

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immoderate

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Thu Mar-24-05 12:41 PM
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4. What did she look like before her makeover?

--IMM

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Zuni

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Thu Mar-24-05 01:00 PM
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9. She looked even more evil

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Hobarticus

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Thu Mar-24-05 12:33 PM
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3. "No, Timmy, most people will end up in Hell."

Then Timmy said, "Well, screw you then, Susy."

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marzipanni

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Thu Mar-24-05 12:45 PM
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5. heaven must be hell

full of sanctimonious, proselytizing hypocrites, and no animals?
I don't want to go there.

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jswordy

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Thu Mar-24-05 12:48 PM
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6. Why don't the fundies consider: We came from apes. Apes came from Yahweh?

I mean, geez...end of argument then, right?

*light bulb goes off*

OHHHHHHHHH...THAT'S WHY they never consider it!

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jswordy

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Thu Mar-24-05 12:49 PM
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7. "I read it in a BOOK...it MUST BE TRUE!"

LOL

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TlalocW

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Thu Mar-24-05 12:51 PM
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8. Unfortunately

Both the teacher and Li'l Susy gets it wrong. Evolution says apes and humans had a common ancestor - not that one changed into the other.

That said, I feel kind of bad for Li'l Susy. Jack Chick has been working her like a pump press what with the number of cartoons she's been in.

TlalocW

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BurtWorm

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Thu Mar-24-05 01:04 PM
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10. Little Susy is not saying "Good Morning, Ms. Henn!" with the others

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Is she a Jehovah's Witness or something?

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Zuni

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Thu Mar-24-05 01:25 PM
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12. I can't tell if she is greeting the evil Ms. Henn or not

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TlalocW

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Thu Mar-24-05 01:29 PM
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13. Ooooh... Something else I didn't catch

The former (supposedly good teacher since she's birthin' babies) is MRS. Tucker. The new teacher isn't Mrs. or even Miss but Ms. You can already tell she's going to be an evil, liberal, feminist type!

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Zuni

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Thu Mar-24-05 01:37 PM
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15. probably also a lesbo

a real man hating dyke pagan, probably

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BurtWorm

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Thu Mar-24-05 02:05 PM
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21. That would explain Susy's "wow!" comment.

"Wow! They're foisting a 'Ms.' on us!"

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TlalocW

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Thu Mar-24-05 02:41 PM
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24. Susy, why don't you like the new teacher?

Well, I'll tell you, little token black boy, it's because she insists on being called Ms. and not Miss or Mrs. That makes her a feminist, and we all know that feminism leads to women killing babies and becoming feminists like Pat Robertson says.

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progressoid

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Thu Mar-24-05 01:06 PM
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11. Gosh - That's just swell! I'm done edumacated now.

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Redstone

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Thu Mar-24-05 01:31 PM
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14. What a nice fantasy world...just imagine if a Fundie girl

really was friends with a "mud people" boy in school.

How do you supposed her parents would react to that?

Redstone

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NewJeffCT

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Thu Mar-24-05 01:43 PM
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16. I can't believe the little white girl is trying to save a black boy

Ole Jack Chick must be slipping with that implication of inter-racial relationships.

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NewJeffCT

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Thu Mar-24-05 01:44 PM
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17. Now, if only the MST3K folks could do up their own response to this...

Like they did with Chick's "Dark Dungeons"

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kick-ass-bob

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Thu Mar-24-05 01:47 PM
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18. Shouldn't she be suspended for this frame?

SHE'S CURSING!!!!
:o

:P

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ashmanonar

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Thu Mar-24-05 01:56 PM
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19. wow.

just wow.

if i didn't know better, i'd say jack chick is a fucking liar...oh wait...

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ronnykmarshall

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Thu Mar-24-05 02:02 PM
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20. Years latter ........ Li'l Susy!

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Maestro

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Thu Mar-24-05 02:21 PM
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22. But after servicing that guy

she'll go to church and repent so all is cool in the fundie mind.

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Maestro

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Thu Mar-24-05 02:23 PM
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23. That is so over-the-top stupid

it makes my head spin. How dumb! Yep, that is the way it really is in public schools. We are a bunch of god-hating pagans.

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ronnykmarshall

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:37 PM
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25. Blast Li'l Susy bigoted ass!

http://www.netdisaster.com/

I love this site.

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ronnykmarshall

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:47 PM
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26. Dino stomped !!!

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Dave Reynolds

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Thu Mar-24-05 07:04 PM
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27. They need to skip to the part

where Timmy and Suzy get "busy".

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