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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 12:48 PM
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I'm trying to create an alternate reality here
and you slackers are not helping.

Here we go: "My life as a Bad Mofo", Take one.

ACTION!
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 12:50 PM
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1. Oooh, I'll second that one.
If I get to film my alternative reality, I want it to be "my life as an engineer living in Germany, taking every other week off to travel and go rock climbing" please!

Hrm... your life as a Bad Mofo. Part 1, tell me to fuck off 'cause you don't care what the hell I want ;)
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 12:52 PM
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4. Listen here, sweetheart
We can either play this the easy way or the hard way.

It's up to you.

Think about this, I'm just itching to play this the hard way.

Just try me.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 01:00 PM
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7. Oh right.
You think you're so tough. Fuck off, I'll do things my own damn way, thanks.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 01:05 PM
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8. So you're a tough cookie, huh?
Think you can do it all by your pretty self?

Let's see how tough you when you're surrounded on all side by sword wielding ninjas with laser beams

You'll be begging for this big gun to come rescue your ass in a heartbeat.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 01:07 PM
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10. Yeah, I do.
And besides, where the fuck are you going to get ninjas with fucking laser beams, huh, tough guy?

Begging, my ass. I don't beg, so fuck off.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 01:11 PM
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13. You know you're kinda sexy when you sneer
Let's see how sexy you are when you're wipe a knuckle sandwich off of your face
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 01:24 PM
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14. Yeah, if I'm so sexy,
You can bite me. Actually, I take that back. I don't want your nasty teeth anywhere near me.
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 12:51 PM
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2. you fuckin'buster
(guns you down)
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_TJ_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 12:51 PM
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3. Look no further
Than this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2903846

to see an alternative universe in all its glory.
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lenidog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 12:56 PM
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5. Okay I help you but I gotta know what kinda "Bad Mofo" you want to be
if its not a cool one then I am not in.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 01:06 PM
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9. Think Sam Jackson
is that bad/cool enough for you?
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lenidog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 01:07 PM
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11. I whole heartedly approve
Actually when I hear the term I instantly think of Jules from "Pulp Fiction."
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 01:10 PM
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12. By definition, he would be
...bad (not good) at fo'ing mo's.

Not quite a badge of honor, my friend.

If I was into fo'ing mo's, I'd want to be really good at it.
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 12:57 PM
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6. I'm not really sitting on the couch
I'm at the helm of the starship Enterprise.
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