Michael Jackson's "Macaulay Culkin Shrine"...honk if you're shocked.

Here's what the jury in the Michael Jackson child molestation won't see: whatever racy things (such as teen-themed porn sites) Jackson may have downloaded onto his computer. The trial judge has ruled such evidence non-admissable because when the material was downloaded has not been determined or whether Jackson was the one who downloaded it. Here's what the jury did see: a parade of images from adult magazines found at Neverland, including not just Playboy, but also Barely Legal, Finally Legal, Just Legal, Over 50 and Plumpers & Big Women. "There were soft-core pictures and more explicit images -- about 75 items in all, displayed by prosecutors on an overhead projector in Santa Barbara County Superior Court. And if jurors were startled at first, they seemed a little numb after a while. One idly examined her fingernails," reports the Washington Post. "But the entire room seemed to sit up straight when a detective disclosed what else they had found in Jackson's private chambers: In the bathroom, a portrait of former child star and Jackson pal Macaulay Culkin. And in a locked closet just off the bathroom, this puzzling tableau, captured in a police photo: A bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey, a bottle of red wine and a doll of Culkin's 'Home Alone' character, still in its box." Added the paper, "What any of that meant remained unclear." (Washington Post, Reuters)

http://www.salon.com/ent/col/fix/2005/03/24/thurs/index.html

Yuck!

Nice one!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

... people over 50 and over-weight should be denied sex?

If that's the case, then even if you stay skinny as a reed, you're going to have 20 years or more of celibacy ahead of you!

:evilgrin:

--p!

My interpretation was, this explains the 'relationship' between Jacko and Elizabeth Taylor. I always wondered why they hung out together. :evilgrin:

:puke:

may not BE an extremely sick individual, but he sure looks like one...

What is MJ's favorite morning ritual? I'll take 'Famous Child Molesters for $500, Alex."

We know exactly what it meant. It was presented to make Jacko look bad. Period.

Michael Jackson is charged with child molestation, not with being a weird-ass muthafu**a. Did he, or did he not, diddle with little boys and girls? Yes for Guilty, No for Not Guilty. He could wank it every night to a picture of George Washington's wooden teeth for all I care.

Between the Michael Jackson case, Terri Schiavo's Flying Dying Circus, and the marketing of the courtroom as popular entertainment, I wonder when the traditional judge's garb will stop being a black robe and start including big floppy shoes, a multi-colored fright wig, and a big, red ball for a nose?

--p!

so funny it hurt.

For some reason I was thinking about Krusty the Clown in that Simpsons episode where he's brought into a room and sees porno mags on a table and exclaims "Hey, hey this is my kind of meeting".

Then I read your post......:D

Did they say which issues they were?......;-)