What would be your alternate DU username?

Let's just say, hypothetically, you're wrongfully tombstoned, and you are granted return to DU on the condition that you change your username. What would it be?

I'd be Evil Otto, after the bouncing smiley-face villain in the old arcade game "Berzerk."

Another name for God, literaly "the breasted God."

:shrug:

:shrug:

Chickenhawkdown.

:o

:thumbsup:

:7

and you'd never know which side of my personality would come out in any given post. :evilgrin:/O8)

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

I still have that on tape somewhere.

FSC :thumbsup:

As a tribute to my hobby, collecting MONO issue vintage records.

from Mike Tyson's Punchout

I can't think of it right now

I had to look that one up.

it's Bald Bull.

heh heh

Bow wow wow yippie yay yippie yow
Why must I be like that?
Why must I chase the cat?

Dogs of the world Unite!

From one of the greatest Onion headlines ever..."Clinton Drops Da' Bomb on Iraq"

Don't know why, just 'cos.

Yeah, baby

:thumbsup:

I suspect.

I assume. But you always stay up late, don't you? Usually I am asleep by now.

I never noticed your four freedoms thing. I like it.

I had been listening to FDR and I was pissed off at the folk in GD.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I know, lame.

:silly:

:D

I love cowbell. *clank*

:*

:evilgrin:

what is it with you and cowballs?

I really shouldn't have said that, but I couldn't help myself. Will you forgive me for my moment of sarcastic, snarky weakness? Please? :(

now come dance the night away with me since your other DU bf is away

:evilgrin:

:)

:D

Yeah go ahead and you do know because Ive told you I got a few girls I wanna go out with.

:)

Damnit what did I miss while I was gone.

it's silly...you didn't miss much

Lord only knows what she does when I am at work or at school.

Alrighty! Let's my dear!

and defend your honor cuz I just nominated Radical Activist!

RA is just a dirty old man, not a flirter! :evilgrin:

he takes his flirting very seriously and besides he's not an old man...meanie!

:7

watch out for Kleeb tho. I hear he's really a 49 year old truck driver, despite what COLiberal says! :evilgrin:

Thanks for the warning Farce, what would I do without you? :pals:




:silly:

:P

Don't call me Kitty, Jonathan! :P

:silly:

A 49 YEAR OLD TRUCK DRIVER AND THEN I'll STOP KATE.

You called me Kate, so you did stop! :7

:P

it's cute

:D

it isn't the ID or picture of some kid you picked up hitch-hiking that you knocked off because he wouldn't follow the rules of the book.

:silly:

That's where the reference is from. Hitch hikers are expected to perform certain favors in exchange for a ride. ;)

and George Carlin is playing a hitch hiker who tells them about the unwritten book of the road. Then they get picked up by the nunn who says she follows the good book, so Jay tries to go down on her.

"You follow the book too?"

"I've based my life on it..."

:evilgrin: I love that movie! :7


"Be honest, yo, you're down with this for the fine ass pussy, right?"
"I'm down with this because I love animals, stupid."
"Even sheep?"
"Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures."
"They are beautiful, aren't they?"
"Oh, God, yes."
"So that means you'd fuck a sheep, right?"
"What is your damage, little boy? You got a sick and twisted world perspective."
"No, you're misunderstanding me, Prince Valiant. I mean, if you were another sheep would you fuck a sheep if you were another sheep?"
"Oh, since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would."
"Thought so. Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us! He said he'd fuck a sheep!"
"Wait! No! Ahhhh!"
"Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker?"

lol you're getting bold with that post.

Am I? :o

I don't care, I love that movie. It's so god damn funny. :D

Like the video they made.
"I am the CLIT master!" hehehe

:P

I dont even know how to drive, would I lie about that?

:evilgrin:

:) I know I am not the best, I do however have the best mind for roleplay.

when YOU and Rev Acts roleplay! :evilgrin:

Hey I never claimed to be the best flirter, I am good though but I think I am one of the if not the best roleplay artists.

I thought that was pretty funny myself.

:D

Look for me... in the future!

I thought of changing my name to this during the amnesty, but couldn't justify it. On the other hand, no one would likely have noticed. But I stuck with the old name anyway.

Remember Poland!

or Devil Worshiping Dem.

because I weep for my fallen country

catchy, non?

Love it. All I need it Shinobi, Berzerk, Scramble, Xenophobe, and "Wizards of Wor"...and you can keep your GTA: San Andreas and HALO 2!!

and my dragonfly tat would be my avatar...