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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:14 AM
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Great lines from the personal ads:
From a man, looking for a woman: "Your younger brother will think I'm cool. Your older brother will think I'm a tool."


HAHAHAHA! I can't remember where I saw that, but it always strikes me as so funny! :D :D
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LiberallyInclined Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:28 AM
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1. The line I used, that got the attention of my now wife:
"...I've been told I'm attractive- and my grandmother wouldn't lie."
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:30 AM
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2. I saw one in an alternative newspaper recently along the lines of....
35 year old SWM virgin seeking women to make fun of his small penis. That one cracked me up. (Didn't interest me though.) :D
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:58 AM
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3. Hey Bunny!
where you been, girl? Hope you have a nice Easter! I have to go out and get some chocolate for the kid.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 11:04 AM
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4. Hi tigereye!
I've been laid low with bronchitis, but getting better every day. Going tomorrow to get the candy and colored egg stuff. Have a nice Easter! :hi:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 11:52 AM
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5. hey hope you feel better
my kid was sick yesterday, great way to spend his vacation!
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