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sniffa

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Fri Mar-25-05 10:19 AM
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save the baby chickens!

White House Embraces Culture of Death
The White House calls it an "Easter Egg Roll." We see potentially viable chickens. How come Congress hasn't called an emergency special session to protect the life of Eggland's best? Today's your chance to get answers, in an online chat with Sarah Armstrong, Director of the White House Visitor's Office. — GREG BEATO

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/white-house/white-house-embraces-culture-of-death-037115.php

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7th_Sephiroth

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Fri Mar-25-05 10:23 AM
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1. chickens lay eggs, fertilized or not

so technically, the eggs are NOT viable potential chickens

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sniffa

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Fri Mar-25-05 10:26 AM
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2. Life starts at conception!

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7th_Sephiroth

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Fri Mar-25-05 10:28 AM
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3. there IS no conception at this point

egg laying chickens are kept seprate from breeding chickens

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sniffa

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Fri Mar-25-05 10:35 AM
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5. way to ruin a joke

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StopTheMorans

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Fri Mar-25-05 10:56 AM
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6. .

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :thumbsup:

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sniffa

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Fri Mar-25-05 10:59 AM
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7. why did the chicken cross the road?

weLL technicaLLy, chickens are incapabLe of crossing roads. if they were abLe to fLy, then maybe they couLd fLy over the road, but regardLess chickens are either white or yeLLow, and ....zzzzzzzz

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StopTheMorans

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Fri Mar-25-05 11:00 AM
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8. do you have any pictures lying around of chickens that can lay eggs?

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sniffa

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Fri Mar-25-05 11:05 AM
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9. why, indeed i do

i'm gLad you asked. :evilgrin:

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StopTheMorans

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Fri Mar-25-05 11:11 AM
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10. wow, that is a great piece! isn't it one of the paintings that was stolen

from the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum in 1990 :shrug:

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7th_Sephiroth

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Fri Mar-25-05 11:31 AM
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11. thats my job, ma'am

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madinmaryland

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Fri Mar-25-05 10:28 AM
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4. mmmmmmmmmmm, scrambled eggs!

:evilgrin:

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