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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 12:59 PM
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Am I pregnant?
(I'm a guy, BTW)

But I'm eating a jar of kosher dill pickles. :crazy:
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 12:59 PM
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1. Are you craving ice cream
and do you have a sciatic pain yet?
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 01:03 PM
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3. Yes and no.
Yes I love ice cream and usually I am a pain. :-)
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 12:59 PM
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2. Nope.
But you might be Jewish.

--p!
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 01:04 PM
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4. It's the salt...
My Dad used to come home and devour the pickles and get into the chips after working in the sun all day. The salt sweats out of your body, and has to be replaced.

If you're in a cold place (it just occurred to me, it's been hot here, but I'm in Florida), then maybe you just need an extra sprinkle on your diner.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 01:06 PM
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5. How long since your last period?
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 01:07 PM
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6. You should videotape yourself asking this question and
send it to Frist for his diagnosis.

:evilgrin:
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 01:09 PM
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9. Damn! You beat me to it!
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ernstbass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 01:08 PM
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7. Impregnated by aliens, no doubt
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 01:09 PM
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8. If you were eating them as part of a cheese and pickle sandwich,
I'd say yes.

At least, that would be an indicator if you were me!
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