Cult of Progmom Full Moon Ritual, Bloodletting & Potluck tonight 11:59 EST

Make sure to wear your golashes



I'm bringing green bean casserole :bounce:

no matter how long they go without bathing!

:hi:

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;) :hi:

It won't look good :P

up. A shame, really. ;) :evilgrin:

:P

:shrug:

Okay, fine. Bring on the virgins.

and go golashless... just don't blame me later, like you have a tendency to do :P

Whaaaa? You don't believe that I'm a virgin???? Just ask my mom, she'll tell you.

The volcano god will be greatly displeased if we offer unto him impure flesh. :eyes:

:eyes:

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mmm, mmm, good!

progmom will only eat this:

:hi: :hug:

just sayin :P

:shrug: :hi: :hug:

I'm tired of your excuses :P

:shrug: :hi: :hug:

<--- Chocolate Espresso Truffle Cake... progmom should like that. ;)

:P

:silly:

waiting to make some sort of ~grand entrance~ I suppose. :eyes:

:P

I think she read the first chapter of my book, and died.. because it really is that shitty. :o

I haven't even been on that computer yet.
I'm sure it's wonderful!!

I doubt 'wonderful' is the word, but here's hoping it's not crap.

:eyes:

I snapped this with my ghettocam:

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See? There's you in the background!

:eyes:

get over it... I mean, the king of clubs on your gym sweats was cute... but this :eyes:

...and what about you and that body glitter, hmmmmm? It's so...Rocky Horror!

:9

:P

don't you know it looks a little different when you put it on? :P

the encore gets kinda ugly

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would you like me to bring anything else ?

There must be virgins, right?

Can't find any, though. :(

Hmmmm...
Maybe we could cultivate them from another site?

:P

Jeesh - Doesn't anybody believe me?

:nuke:

volcano God might appreciate a woman with a little experience? :silly:

Who thinks Jazz is a virgin? :eyes:

:shrug:

But mostly, we're going to offer them us as a blood sacrifice to our dark lord.

:scared:

What?
That's not what I had in mind for them....!

Or maybe some sangria!

Thanks! :9

Jungle Juice recipe

This is probably the nearest towards the Jungle Juice recipe that's become a hit in America, not a cocktail by the same name, but a full-blown party occasion punch. If you hear people talking about Jungle Juice, this is it. Jungle Juice takes a lot of preparation but, obviously, is well worth the effort. It has become a party favorite throughout Missouri and New York, tweaked to perfection throughout the years. Jungle Juice is an incredibly potent drink, and this recipe will make up to 20 gallons. Use dry ice to keep it cold and stirred up.

Scale ingredients to servings
1 L Everclear® alcohol
5.25 L (3 1.75L bottles) vodka
1 bottle peach schnapps
1 pint Bacardi® 151 rum
1 bottle 99 Apples® apple schnapps
10 L Sprite® soda
1 L Sunny Delight® orange juice
1 L triple sec
1.75 L bottle gin
1 bottle DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
4 bottles Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine
8 L Hawaiian punch
2 containers orange juice concentrate
fruit (as much as desired)

Use a large container ie. ice chest or similar. Allow the fruit to soak in all the alcohol for about 4 - 12 hours. Add all the juice and let sit overnight. Serve the next day.

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink7799.html

>>Add all the juice and let sit overnight. Serve the next day.

:hi:

today will be yesterday!

Have you ever had this stuff? OMG!!! :nuke:

What we don't drink we can use as disenfectant! :beer:

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http://www.beerliquors.com/liquors/grain.htm

Grain Alcohol

Everclear

Grain Alcohol is a spirit derived from the fermentation of grain. It is distilled twice.

At 190 proof or 95-percent pure alcohol, Everclear is 95% pure grain alcohol, odorless, tasteless, and very potent.

Grain alcohol is used by cooks, distillers of other alcoholic beverages, and for medicinal purposes.

Caution: Because Grain Alcohol is clear, tasteless and very potent it could be very dangerous. Use it carefully for legitimate purposes only.

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Oh, shit!

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and some fresh fruit :toast:

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:hi:

or should I say

:hangover:

and where the hell did My Pet Goat go?

The basketball team would throw a trash can punch party every weekend. I got so wasted one night and did not know it. I had 4 32oz. glasses of the stuff, and did not feel drunk. I went home at 2 AM and was getting ready for bed. I turned the water on to brush my teeth and I had the toothpaste on the brush. Next thing I know, it is 5 AM and the water is still running and the toothpaste is still on the brush. I passed out for 3 hours.

I woke up in a girls bathtub (the punch was in a trash can in the tub). Another girl and I were eating the fruit and I passed out. My friends just left me there.

:eyes: those were the days!

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Mmmm, even as a straight guy, I like trying this getup on!

...fron now on, right?