Frist: Ronald Reagan Was Buried Alive!

(BSP) Republican Congressman Bill Frist made the startling claim today that Ronald Reagan was buried alive.

"Based on my viewing of video tape taken of the former president just a few years ago, I have reached the conclusion that President Reagan was in great health when he was buried earlier this year. He looked just fine on the tapes I watched for about an hour. He was walking and talking to Gorbachev. The Democrats would have you believe that he was suffering from the final stages of Alzheimer's, but the tapes don't lie. The man was in great health, but now, his family has gone and buried him...and buried him alive, in my professional opinion as a heart surgeon."


Made ya look! :)

Damn you, anyway! Too bad this kind of statement isn't out of the realm of possibility in today's insanity.