Another frog joke - Democratic Underground

moof

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Wed Oct-15-03 09:29 PM
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Another frog joke

What do you call a frog from the Twilight zone that has no security ?

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Droopy

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Wed Oct-15-03 09:34 PM
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1. I give. Tell us.

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XanaDUer

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Wed Oct-15-03 09:39 PM
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2. Yes?

The punch liine is...

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ablbodyed

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Wed Oct-15-03 09:39 PM
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3. Did you hear about the chicken and the egg?

The Chicken and the egg had just finished having sex. The chicken was leaning against the headboard, a self-satisfied look on his face, smoking a cigarette. The egg had a look of unsatisfied contempt on her face. As she turned away, pulling up the covers she said, "Well, I guess that settles THAT question."

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ablbodyed

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Wed Oct-15-03 09:41 PM
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4. BTW.....

The chicken had VERY strong freeper credentials.

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kixot

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Wed Oct-15-03 09:45 PM
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7. I was walking down the street the other day and saw this chicken.

He was just standing on the side of the road so I say to him, "Aren't you going to cross the road?"

He looks at me for a moment and then asks, "Why?".

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moof

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Wed Oct-15-03 09:42 PM
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5. Dookus knows the answer, he'll post it

n/t

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Dookus

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Wed Oct-15-03 09:44 PM
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6. umm....

No... I don't!

I've been scratchin' my noggin over this one.

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fla nocount

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Wed Oct-15-03 10:03 PM
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8. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo that that it could indeed be done.

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Scaramouche

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Wed Oct-15-03 10:04 PM
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9. A leg over each ear...

I'm sorry I thought that was how do you eat a frog???

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moof

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Wed Oct-15-03 10:20 PM
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10. well that is stubborn for ya

Dookus is still not going to admitt it but a frog form the twilight zone without security would be

eerie guardless

of course dookus will argue that irreguardless is not a word let alone an adjective.

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