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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:06 PM
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How many poor chocolate bunnies must DIE to satisfy your sick hunger?
YOU MONSTERS!
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:09 PM
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1. Eight or so...
and about two dozen innocent little marshmallow CHICKS.


Well that's what Jesus ate when he landed on the Mayflower.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:09 PM
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2. It's Bunnicide I tell ya!
Won't somebody please think of the bunnies?

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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:14 PM
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3. No bunnies tonight, hangin' whi' my peeps

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lastknowngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:15 PM
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4. ALLLLLLLLLL of them
n/t
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jdj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:16 PM
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5. Obviously you haven't heard.
The trend this year is chocolate crosses, not bunnies.

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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:25 PM
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7. Got to be a chocolate Jesus...
Don’t go to church on sunday
Don’t get on my knees to pray
Don’t memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way
Bit I know jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more

I fall on my knees every sunday
At zerelda lee’s candy store

Well it’s got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don’t want no abba zabba
Don’t want no almond joy
There ain’t nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it’s the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate jesus
Can satisfy my soul

(solo)
When the weather gets rough
And it’s whiskey in the shade
It’s best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that’s ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it’s got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me

Well it’s got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied

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Evergreen Emerald Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:21 PM
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6. 10?
that would hurt. I usually just eat the head off my daughter's easter bunny.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:26 PM
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8. None. Unless their innards are made of marshmallow.
;) :hi:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:28 PM
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9. I have to have the dark chocolate bunnies
you know what I'm sayin'?

High cocoa content.:evilgrin:
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:35 PM
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10. must.be.dark.chocolate. absolutely.
even so I can't eat too much at once of any sweets.

I can pack away things like spaghetti, salad, fried chicken, etc. but not candy
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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:40 PM
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15. Got chocolate?


A man stands next to a giant Easter egg made by Belgian chocolate-maker Guylian in a bid to establish a new world record in Sint-Niklaas.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:59 PM
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23. ohhhhhhhhhhhh Guylian
Come to mama!

Christmas 1992 London. A bunch of friends, me, and a big box of Guylian chocolates. Happy times.
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alwynsw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:53 PM
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21. There is no chocolate but dark. n/t
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:37 PM
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11. As many as it takes Mr. Scorpio, as many as it takes!

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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:38 PM
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12. None, Too much sugar. Although I would love to bite off
a head or two.:shrug: :hi: :hug:
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:39 PM
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13. Quite a few, I must say
I'm very very hungry

:evilgrin:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:40 PM
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14. I WILL KILL THEM ALL!!
THEY WILL TREMBLE IN MY PRESENCES!!
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Ariana Celeste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:43 PM
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16. 2, n/t
;)
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:47 PM
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17. Why do you have to make everything about race?
:shrug:
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alwynsw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:52 PM
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18. This many!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:53 PM
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19. That's hysterical!!!!
I just had to save that to stick on some cardstock for someone's Easter! :hi:
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alwynsw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:56 PM
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22. No sweat.
I got it in an e-card a couple years ago. Been loving it every Easter.
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New Earth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 09:53 PM
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20. zero for me.
i don't eat the damned things. i don't like chocolate too much.


so i'm home free :bounce:
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