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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:10 PM
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If my lip gloss says "do not eat" on the tube
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 02:13 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
Does that mean I shouldn't lick my lips while I have it on? :o

Or is it because it's creame brulee flavor, and they don't want people to start sucking on the tube, going "mmm creame brulee goodness."

:shrug:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:12 PM
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1. They're putting "do not eat" warnings on glass?
Has 'Merica gotten THAT dumb?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:13 PM
Response to Reply #1
7. LOL!
Yes, it has. :P
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:12 PM
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2. Lip glass? Is that some sort of new product? Sounds cool!
:P
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:13 PM
Response to Reply #2
5. MAC Cosmetics has a lipgloss product called "Lip Glass."
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:13 PM
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6. Damn it all to hell!
x(
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:14 PM
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11. Heh, sorry! Couldn't help myself.
:evilgrin:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:18 PM
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18. Pssst...Rev...
MAC really DOES sell "lip glass" - you didn't have to admit you made a typo. :D
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:19 PM
Response to Reply #18
22. hehe I know.
I only changed it because men don't know those kind of things and would tease. :o
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:12 PM
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3. First you'll need to give out lounge kisses
so we can taste it too, you know, to make an informed decision and all...

RL
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:15 PM
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12. Alright... I'll go get my kissing booth ready.
:silly:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:17 PM
Response to Reply #12
16. First in Line!
Hey, No cutting in line...

RL
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:17 PM
Response to Reply #16
17. HAHA!
:P
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:18 PM
Response to Reply #17
19. All the girls tried to cut in front of me...
Why is that?

RL
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:18 PM
Response to Reply #19
21. I really have no idea.
:o
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:20 PM
Response to Reply #21
25. Well, they can cut in front
If I get to watch all that lip smacking creme brule kissing going on!

:hi:

RL
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:22 PM
Response to Reply #25
28. LMAO!
Pervert. :P
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:23 PM
Response to Reply #28
32. Was there ever any doubt?
I mean, really...

RL
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:25 PM
Response to Reply #32
34. No, I just felt like saying it is all.
:P
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:27 PM
Response to Reply #34
38. Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
I does feel good to say it!

RL
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:29 PM
Response to Reply #38
41. Yup.
See, don't you feel great now? :P
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:36 PM
Response to Reply #41
52. Hah! You said Feel...
RL
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:37 PM
Response to Reply #52
54. *cackles* that was funny.
Perv. :P
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:42 PM
Response to Reply #54
56. We've hi-jacked your thread!
Cool!

RL
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:45 PM
Response to Reply #56
58. Yup, I'm queen hijacker you know?
:P
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:50 PM
Response to Reply #58
60. And I your royal servant...
:bows:

RL
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:50 PM
Response to Reply #60
61. Excellent, I have a servant.
Bring me coffee. :P
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:52 PM
Response to Reply #61
62. Yes, you're Heinous
:brews cup:

RL
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:55 PM
Response to Reply #62
63. You dare insult the queen!
:silly:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:57 PM
Response to Reply #63
64. Do I get spanked again with the Royal Scepter?
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaasse.......

RL
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:59 PM
Response to Reply #64
65. Wellllllll
Only this once, and don't tell bigwillq, he'll get jealous. :P

:spank:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 03:00 PM
Response to Reply #65
66. He's watching us now!
perv

RL
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Aiptasia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:12 PM
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4. because people are tarded..
creme brulee lip gloss? that has to taste better than chapstick.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:14 PM
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10. It tastes so good.
:9
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:14 PM
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8. Lip Glass? Sounds painful..
I was always jealous of the girls in grade school because they got to wear Dr. Pepper lipsmacker.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:17 PM
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15. Shhhh. lol
It's not lip glass, MAC(I think it is) has "lip glass" makes your lips really shiney, and I for some reason typed that, even though that's not the brand I have. :shrug:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:14 PM
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9. CYA. If it's named for a food, some idjit will think it's food.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:18 PM
Response to Reply #9
20. hehe that's kinda what I was thinking.
Amazing though... that someone would be that stupid. :o
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:15 PM
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13. It means that someone ate it and tried to sue them
They have to cover their asses.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:20 PM
Response to Reply #13
24. That makes sense.
How are you today, oh Queen of Uno? :P
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:22 PM
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29. The Queen is well, thank you!
I once again defeated the challenger last night!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:31 PM
Response to Reply #29
45. Excellent.
That is good, they must have been a fool to challenge the Queen. :silly:
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:32 PM
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I thought so
I will continue to defend my throne as long as someone threatens it!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:16 PM
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14. No, it's because lip gloss has massive amounts of
PCP in it, and you could become addicted; or you might run the risk of at least convincing yourself that you can fly and jump off of a building shouting "KILL! KILL!! KILLL!!!!!"

So don't eat it.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:21 PM
Response to Reply #14
26. So THAT'S why the Donnie Darko bunny is visiting me!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:22 PM
Response to Reply #26
30. No, that's because you forgot to take your meds and are at this
moment, traveling through time.

I mean, DUH! Hello?!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:28 PM
Response to Reply #30
40. But, I don't take any meds.
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 02:28 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
So that's been my problem this whole time huh? :o
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:30 PM
Response to Reply #40
43. So you don't consider that third eye in the middle of your forehead
to be a "problem?!"

PRIORITIES, Revolutionary Acts!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:33 PM
Response to Reply #43
50. I've always found in useful.
I can take little naps, and still see what's going on here.
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:20 PM
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23. most of them have Petrolatum (vasoline) as a base, and that can cause
um... gastrointestinal upset.... and a need to stay near the porcelain throne.

They don't want to get sued by people who get the runs from chewing their product.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:22 PM
Response to Reply #23
27. haha oh my.
Does make sense though.
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:23 PM
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31. why, were you thinking of having you some lip gloss?
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 02:23 PM by jonnyblitz
I know you have been talking about your insatiable hunger the past few days. :P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:26 PM
Response to Reply #31
35. LOL! No, I was just worrying that I might die if I like my lips.
:P
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:23 PM
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33. My daughter eats it
but she can't read yet.

She also likes to put it in her hair.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:27 PM
Response to Reply #33
36. hehe awwwww.
I bet that's messy though, lip gloss in the hair.
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:28 PM
Response to Reply #36
39. Yes, it drives me crazy
especially when her dad gives it to her just after she's had a bath and it's all over her face, her hair, her tummy, etc., and I have to give her ANOTHER bath!

:D
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:27 PM
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37. you should eat it & tell us what happens
:P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:31 PM
Response to Reply #37
46. SHAME!
Shame for trying to make me sick. :P
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:32 PM
Response to Reply #46
48. no, I'm just trying to teach you a lesson
:think:

or something like that :P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:34 PM
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51. No you're not, you want to make me sick.
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 02:34 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
Shame, I feel much shame for you, you bad man. :P
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:43 PM
Response to Reply #51
57. but if you learn your lesson now, you won't be tempted to eat lip gloss
when you're 70. Just sayin.

I'm doing you a favor. Trust me on this :P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:46 PM
Response to Reply #57
59. I don't think I trust you.
I'm just going to sit here and listen to Nina Simone, and feel great shame for you. :P
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:29 PM
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42. Feed it to Kleeb
}(
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:32 PM
Response to Reply #42
47. I think I'll feed it to you instead....
come here little Christina... :evilgrin:
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 03:04 PM
Response to Reply #47
67. STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT!
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:30 PM
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44. Oh, I saw "do not eat" and "tube" in subject and thought it another Terri
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 02:40 PM by Cyndee_Lou_Who
Schiavo thread... my mistake... moving along, enjoy the gloss! :)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:32 PM
Response to Reply #44
49. I'm going to go and die of laughter now....
BWHAHHAHAHAHA!
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:37 PM
Response to Reply #49
53. And you KEEP up with the TS inneuendos... NO DYING, DAMMIT!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:39 PM
Response to Reply #53
55. I don't even mean to.
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 02:40 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
I think someone has Schiavo on their mind. :eyes:

:P



Edited because I can't type today. x(
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