How much would you bet that the Shrub has never used a computer?

madison2000

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Sat Mar-26-05 05:30 PM
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Poll question: How much would you bet that the Shrub has never used a computer?

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candle_bright

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Sat Mar-26-05 05:31 PM
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1. Just a computer, or the internets? n/t

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LiberalVoice

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Sat Mar-26-05 05:33 PM
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2. Wheres the "Everything you own" option?

ITs alot easier to bet when you wont lose anything :P

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Orangepeel

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Sat Mar-26-05 05:34 PM
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3. you don't think he watches snuff films online? n/t

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madison2000

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Sat Mar-26-05 05:35 PM
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4. maybe at Condi's place

sounds like something they'd enjoy together

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opihimoimoi

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Sat Mar-26-05 05:36 PM
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5. Computers require reading and thinking......?????

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Hoping4Change

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Sat Mar-26-05 05:36 PM
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6. What could shrub find on a computer he couldn't find on TV?

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madison2000

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Sat Mar-26-05 05:37 PM
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8. he'd probably be really disturbed if he ever surfed the "internets"

and found out how much people ridicule him- you can't find that on TV

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Hoping4Change

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Sat Mar-26-05 05:42 PM
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9. LOL. Brilliant point.

I was kinda being sarcastic in that post. Bush doesnt't with the wherewithall to even be curious about what's on the Net let alone learn to use a computer.

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democracyindanger

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Sat Mar-26-05 05:37 PM
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7. Wouldn't rigged voting machines count?

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RedstDem

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Sat Mar-26-05 06:05 PM
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10. One Meeleeon Dollars

With My Left Pinky To The Corner Of My Mouth...

I've "Heard" The Rumors On The Internets...Emphasis On Heard.
As In "I've Heard Of Computers"...

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Seabiscuit

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Sat Mar-26-05 06:55 PM
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14. Ditto - and if I lose they can have one of my toes. Just not a big one.

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nuxvomica

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Sat Mar-26-05 06:29 PM
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11. Does a Speak&Spell count?

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Blue-Jay

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Sat Mar-26-05 06:30 PM
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12. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I just peed my pants.

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madison2000

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Sat Mar-26-05 06:34 PM
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13. ROTFLMAO!!

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imenja

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Sat Mar-26-05 06:57 PM
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15. Bush is not an idiot!

I myself have seen him on three of the internets.

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SlackJawedYokel

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Sat Mar-26-05 08:58 PM
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16. I read somewhere that when he was gov of Texas

he spent his afternoons playing Minesweeper, but it didn't say if someone turned his computer on for him or not.

Cletus

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madison2000

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Sat Mar-26-05 09:11 PM
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17. I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Its so pathetic, and so easy to imagine.

I wonder if he's learned Free Cell yet.

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imenja

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Sat Mar-26-05 09:29 PM
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19. that's how they planned the Iraq invasion

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

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Kat45

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Sat Mar-26-05 09:27 PM
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18. He could have seen the internets on WebTV.

No computer needed.

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Sat Mar-26-05 09:30 PM
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20. i'm not even entirely convinced he can operate a light switch.

Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 09:31 PM by KG

everything about the man screams 'i'm an idiot, and dam proud of it!'

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madison2000

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Sat Mar-26-05 09:52 PM
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21. and there is something amazing about a man who can be that stupid

and still convince millions of people he deserves to be president of the worlds superpower for 8 years...

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Sat Mar-26-05 09:58 PM
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22. speaks volumes about the thought level of the electorate.

oy.

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