Help - I have a freeper living in my basement!

She comes from Texas, she has no job, she (thankfully) doesn't vote, she "rents" our basement out but never pays, and we've asked her to leave, but she won't budge!

Doesn't she just sound like a typical freeper? Oh so wonderful to have around (not).

If she doesn't come up with payment, then she deserves to get her freeloading ass kicked out!!!

And I see it says you're from Minneapolis. Texas transplants have been infesting Minnesota for quite some time now. (Why do you think MN has started shifting to the right??) They're infesting my area now too. 40 below keeps the riff-raff out, indeed...:eyes:

whose job it is to evict tenants

put her stuff on the corner down the road and get a restraining order if she comes back

Very well thought out. I'd only add one thing: change the locks.

more months..." Grr! I'm sorry you have to suffer with them, too!

If worse comes to worse, it's a short drive to Canada!

I agree with Kire. Show her the curb. I'd change the locks too. Of course, I would be as rude as possible to her. I have been living in a red state so long, that I have nothing but pure unadulterated hate for freepers. I hear many just mildy complaining, but I think freepers deserve the hardest possible treatment any chance we get. It's THEIR method of dealing with us and they claim to be oh so holier than thou. If they are doing unto others... then let's treat them the same way back. I say go for the jugular and carotid at the same time with the hardest possible swipe. If you need help with that, just look at it this way. She'll turn into Ann Coulter later down the road. Here's the figurative knife you need. :)

Aren't I sweet? Damn the freepers. "Make 'em suffer any chance you get" is my new motto. They wouldn't hesitate to do it to us...

Be still my beating heart. If they are going to claim to be so much better than us, let's make them put their money where their mouth is. It's about time some other people started coming around to that conclusion. Kudos to you. We could lead our party to victory with our methods of dealing with freepers. <whip cracks> Ooooh, yeah. :)

no, that was too mean. :)