Favorite lines from movies

Alright night owls in the lounge, what are your favorite lines/quotes from movies? Here are a few of mine:

Jerry Maguire:

Dicky Fox: I have failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my life. I love my wife. And I wish you my kind of success.

Lord of the Rings:

Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work, Frodo, than the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the ring. In which case you also were meant to have it, and that is an encouraging thought.

Harold and Maude:

Maude: Harold, *everyone* has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much.

From the Life of Brian:

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

Silence

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

My favorite in that whole movie. :D

"The Dude abides."

From The Big Lebowski.

--p!

-- Chevy Chase in 'Fletch'

This is Spinal Tap
" Mommy " Dennis Hopper in " Blue Velvet "

all come from Monty Python.

These are from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

French Soldier: No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

I will always love these guys and this movie.

and

Brains brains brains brains.

from Return Of The Living Dead.

also

Send more cops (the zombie said after eating the cops brains)

I loved that movie.

I also loved the Goonies.

Martha Plimptons character when the bats flew out from behind that rock the guys moved.

"Uhm, God put that rock there for a purpose and I don't think you should move it." then "Rabies, rabies, rabies!!!"

I loved those lines and the part where Mikey was talking about the goondocks. I loved that movie.

in "Barfly"

"I don't hate people. I just like it better when they're not around."

Faye Dunaway: "You're born with these...." (holding up her leg in the tub)

Old Whore: "I can swallow paste like nobody else in this neighborhood."

Poltergeist.

I can think of about a jillion situations where that line crosses my mind; door-to-door religious "recruiters" are a good example.

... of oldies:

James Caan in "Thief": "It is real fuckin' weird out there. Every day's a surprise."

Strother Martin in "Cool Hand Luke": "What we got here is a fail-ya to communicate."

Lauren Bacall in "The Big Sleep": "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together... and blow."

Jon Voight in "Midnight Cowboy": "You just made a rest stop that wasn't on the schedule."

"The Graduate": "One word--plastics."

Marty Feldman in "Young Frankenstein": "He's going to be very popular."

Val Kilmer in "Real Genius": "Your mother puts license plates in your underwear?"

Jack Nicholson in "Chinatown": {Loach asks} "What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slam a bedroom window on it?"

"Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I mean, pal?"

your ass starts falling apart.

Carol Burnett. in some movie with Liz Taylor.

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!