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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 10:27 AM
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What would a heathen like me do to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus?
:evilgrin:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 10:28 AM
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1. get piss drunk and
screw (my plans for today anyway)
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 10:29 AM
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2. Dammit, I forgot the alcohol!
:7
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Coyote_Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 10:29 AM
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3. At the very least
you could eat a chocolate easter bunny.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:14 AM
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18. I love chocolate marshmallow bunnies!
:bounce:
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 04:54 AM
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24. or just bite the head off it!
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 10:30 AM
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4. Celebrate Bunnies, Celebrate Spring
Celebrate anything that makes you happy.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:13 AM
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17. Yep, I will!
Actually, I already celebrated around the stroke of midnight, but the day is still young. :bounce:
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 10:32 AM
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5. Sacrifice pancakes. With lots of syrup.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:12 AM
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16. Chocolate chip and you've got yourself a deal!
:9
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 10:33 AM
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6. Sacrifice Al Hedges to the fire gods
:D
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:11 AM
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14. Bwa ha ha!
:evilgrin:
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Merlot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:01 AM
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7. Eat small animal-shaped sugar and chocolate candies
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:11 AM
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15. Too tame!
And caloric! Dammit, I already feasted on Krispy Kreme donuts earlier. :9
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kittenpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:02 AM
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8. roast a goat and dance naked under the full moon?
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:07 AM
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10. My favorite so far!
:bounce:
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_TJ_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:07 AM
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9. Beer Beer Beer
Bed bed bed !! :evilgrin:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:10 AM
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12. See, I'll have to explain something here.
Alcohol is really, really dehydrating and for me to properly, well, you know, I must stay hydrated. :D
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:08 AM
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11. Buys or borrow a convertible and go for a ride
with the roof down.

Then go drink and do the other stuff.

Redstone
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:10 AM
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13. How about a minivan with the windows open?
:D
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:16 AM
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19. Have a bible burning in your back yard.
Invite the local news. :evilgrin:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:18 AM
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20. I can think of more entertaining things.
Bwa ha ha ha ha!
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 11:25 AM
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21. Oh yeah.
Me too.

O8) LOL!!!!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 04:50 AM
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22. What the heck?!
:kick:
It's a new heathen week and it's slow here tonight! :7
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 04:53 AM
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23. consult the oracle...
:shrug:
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WinterStorm Donating Member (790 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 05:17 AM
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25. Get a divorce
:evilgrin:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 05:20 AM
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27. Yes!
That helps tremendously. Ever say to yourself, "Ooops. I married a doofus!" :P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 05:20 AM
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26. Consult a doctor if the resurrection lasts longer than four hours
:o
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 05:21 AM
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28. Consult a student nurse is more like it.
:evilgrin:
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 06:20 AM
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29. You belong in the agnostic/atheist forum with the rest of us.
:-)
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