I'll tell you who would be worthy of a Nobel Prize

LynneSin

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Sun Mar-27-05 01:11 PM
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I'll tell you who would be worthy of a Nobel Prize

Whoever can create the poop-free pet!!!

(grumbles as she has just finished cleaning up her cat's litterbox)

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HereSince1628

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Sun Mar-27-05 01:16 PM
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1. Done already?....could be Chia Pet or Pet Rock...

Also, there is a story of a U of Illinois Biology prof who kept a tapeworm--in his own gut--it was apparently named Horace.

Tapeworms have no intestine and would have no poop.
I would add they are _very_ quiet and there are no restrictions against rentors having them.

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LynneSin

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Sun Mar-27-05 01:18 PM
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3. Yes, but Chia Pets, Pet Rocks and Tapeworms are not warm & cuddly...

..like my Abbott & Evita

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HereSince1628

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Sun Mar-27-05 01:32 PM
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4. I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss the intimacy of a tapeworm...

by all accounts, they are perfectly willing to share their water soluble vitamins with their "owners."

What other pet spends all day and all night kissing the owner's mucosa or cuddled quietly all day and all night "in" the lap of its master?

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LynneSin

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Sun Mar-27-05 01:46 PM
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5. yer just trying to be repulsive

:puke:

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HereSince1628

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Sun Mar-27-05 01:59 PM
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6. No, just unconvincing.

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Pirate Smile

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Sun Mar-27-05 01:17 PM
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2. Tell me about it. I have a backyard full of a winters worth of Basset

Hound poop.

I need to get it picked up so the kids can play back there since it is getting nice out.

My 7 year old (who loves Animal Planet and the Croc Hunter) told me she was going to go out and pick up poop but she needs a sack. I said I would put the yard waste bin back there for her. She said she needed a sack instead because she was going to do some science experiments on it. Aaacckkk! She got a big N.O. on that project.

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