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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 02:33 PM
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Who's ready for April Fools day?
:evilgrin:

One of my favorite days of the year.

First: gonna put a bunch of pennies in the wheelwell of my neighbor's car.

Then: saran wrap on the toilet bowl and urinal at work.

It's gonna be a good day :popcorn:
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fertilizeonarbusto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 02:34 PM
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1. I like
Edited on Tue Mar-29-05 02:35 PM by fertilizeonarbusto
your sesnse of humor almost as much as I like your taste in paintings.
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 03:02 PM
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7. merci
I'm changing it soon. I like to rotate which chagall is in my sig line. I think La Promenade or White Crucifixion will be next.
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fertilizeonarbusto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 03:14 PM
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9. I like "The Rabbi of Vitebsk" a lot. n/t
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 02:35 PM
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2. I have envelopes that look like parking tickets
that say, Gotcha on the back
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 02:40 PM
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3. Don't forget to...
use rubber cement to glue down everything on the desk of some hated co-worker! It is totally removeable, but it is a hoot when he or she tries to pick up the phone, get a pencil off the desktop, etc.

PLENTY OF LAUGHS! It can go all day, if you glue enough stuff down.

You can also buy a product called Nevr Seize, which is a bolt lubricant, and apply its silvery contents onto any silver doorknobs in the office. Your boss grabs the knob to go into his office, pulls back a silvery hand. If you are lucky, he doesn't notice, and the stuff gets all over his clothes and ruins them!

A-HAHAHAHA! ROFL!
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 02:45 PM
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5. I work in a restaurant. I've got EXCELLENT resources at my disposal.
Who needs rubber cement when you've got flour and water? :evilgrin:
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 02:40 PM
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4. Unfortunately
We just moved our office from downtown Tulsa, where I had an office looking out onto the street to one in southern Tulsa where my window looks out to the back parking lot.

I really wanted to superglue a half-dollar to the sidewalk at the old place.

TlalocW
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 03:01 PM
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6. Hey, greed works in the burbs just as well as in the city.
Don't be discouraged from your mischievious endeavours!
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 03:25 PM
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11. Yahbut...
Nobody walks by my window for me to see them try to pick it up.

TlalocW
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 03:03 PM
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8. I prefer May fools day 'cause nobody expects it! (nt)
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 03:15 PM
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10. There's a special day in April for Dubya?
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 05:43 PM
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12. Third prank: Vaseline on my sister's windshield wipers.
SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR! :popcorn: :rofl:
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 05:46 PM
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13. Nothing well ever beat what trumad did to Will last year
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1324599
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 05:59 PM
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14. holy shit, how did I miss that?!
That was right when I was switching from compulsive lurker to member/donator. F-ing awesome how everyone believed it.
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