I'm Offended by The "Conservative" Sermon On The Mount

The "Conservative" Sermon On The Mount


Blessed are the rich for all good things trickle down from them. Cursed are the poor for poverty results from their moral failings. Blessed are the war makers for they keep freedom on the march. Cursed are the peacemakers for they shall be called appeasers. Blessed are those who inflict harsh punishments for they maintain law and order. Cursed are those who forgive for they shall be called soft on crime. Blessed are those who pray loudly standing in the churches and on the corners sounding the trumpet before them. Cursed are those who shut the closet door and pray in secret for their prayers are not heard. Blessed are those who cast the first stone for the sake of sexual morality for that is the only morality that matters. Cursed are those who see sexuality as a private matter for marriage must be defended against them.

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And the Gouda Cheesemakers are most Good.

good parody of the conservative/conservative christian views of the day. Did you come up with it?

And thanks for your compliment. I've posted it before. This seamed like a good time to post it again.

if they truly DO meet their maker. How much more opposite could they get it? Jesus must be very, very angry.