CBS News: Falwell Spokesperson Catagorically Denies He Had a Heart Attack

CO Liberal

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Tue Mar-29-05 02:52 PM
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CBS News: Falwell Spokesperson Catagorically Denies He Had a Heart Attack

I heard that on the 12 o'clock radio news. I guess that means he must have had one hell of a major heart attack.

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BOSSHOG

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Tue Mar-29-05 02:56 PM
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1. How could one without a heart

have a heart attack?

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davidinalameda

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Tue Mar-29-05 03:01 PM
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4. thank you!

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rfranklin

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Tue Mar-29-05 02:57 PM
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2. Let's pray that he does not die....

however, if he suffers a lot of agonizing pain, it would be okay.

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Mar-29-05 02:58 PM
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3. so why didn't Falwell tell us that himself?

hmmmmmmm

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davidinalameda

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Tue Mar-29-05 03:02 PM
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5. because he had a heart attack silly!

geesh!

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short bus president

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Tue Mar-29-05 03:17 PM
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10. What part of

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" did you not understand?

:P

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Mar-29-05 03:54 PM
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12. I see now. I put that through babelfish

in the "nutcase to english" translation and you are correct - it does say "I did not have a heart attack."

thanks!
:thumbsup:

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DS1

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Tue Mar-29-05 04:12 PM
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17. HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Awesome! :rofl:

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Beware the Beast Man

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Tue Mar-29-05 03:06 PM
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6. I'm shocked he didn't blame gays, feminists, and liberals for it...

:shrug:

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AlCzervik

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Tue Mar-29-05 03:56 PM
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14. he will when he can speak again

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PhuLoi

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Tue Mar-29-05 03:13 PM
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7. His intestines leapt up through his esopagus and attempted to

throttle him in a desperate attempt to save humanity.

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jswordy

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Tue Mar-29-05 03:15 PM
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8. The spokesman, or Jerry? And what category?

I'll take False Prophets for $1,000, Alex! LOL.

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Dr.Phool

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Tue Mar-29-05 03:17 PM
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9. It has been awful quiet.

I wouldn't doubt he's doing a publicity stunt. He's too evil to die.

He's probably in for a colonoscopy (through his ear). He'll come out saying how all the liberals wanted him dead. Be the first true thing he ever said.

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Mar-29-05 03:18 PM
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11. heart attack or not, he is in critical condition.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7326716/

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Zenlitened

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Tue Mar-29-05 03:56 PM
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13. That's too bad, because I honestly do hope he dies.

And the sooner the better.

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Tue Mar-29-05 04:08 PM
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15. It is my fervent hope

Edited on Tue Mar-29-05 04:09 PM by CaliforniaPeggy

that when he does die, he does NOT become a martyr for the "religious right." He could, you know...God forbid...

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MissB

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Tue Mar-29-05 04:11 PM
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16. Well, he certainly isn't on his deathbed

because he has expressed the desire to be hooked up and kept that way indefinitely.

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CO Liberal

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Tue Mar-29-05 04:14 PM
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18. Now They're Saying He Has Viral Pneumonia

It would be ironic if it was a complication of AIDS.....

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