What is the funniest word in the English language?

SweetZombieJesus

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Fri Jul-18-03 03:51 PM
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What is the funniest word in the English language?

I say it's a tie between "wang" and "monkey".

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UrbScotty

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Fri Jul-18-03 03:55 PM
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1. Supercallifragilisticexpealidocius!

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commander bunnypants

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Fri Jul-18-03 03:56 PM
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2. George Bush

DEMMAN

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Davis_X_Machina

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Fri Jul-18-03 03:56 PM
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3. "Giblets" n/t

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slackmaster

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Fri Jul-18-03 03:56 PM
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4. Titular

Right up there with the verb "to secret".

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soupkitchen

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Fri Jul-18-03 04:33 PM
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11. One of the cleverest names of a horse, ever.

Years ago there was a horse sired by Banquet Table, out of a Dam named Cold As A Witch's. And his owners named him Titular Feast.

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Ediacara

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Fri Jul-18-03 03:59 PM
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5. orogeny

which is also the dirtiest non-dirty word :-)

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GumboYaYa

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Fri Jul-18-03 04:07 PM
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6. Aspic.

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Jul-18-03 04:07 PM
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7. ossicle

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alfredo

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Fri Jul-18-03 04:18 PM
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8. smegma

sorrry if you were trying to eat dinner.

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scucci

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Fri Jul-18-03 04:20 PM
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9. squiggles

though smegma is also funny

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monkeyboy

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Fri Jul-18-03 04:25 PM
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10. Dildo

I wonder where that word comes from?

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Davis_X_Machina

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Fri Jul-18-03 05:03 PM
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13. From Italian 'diletto.' n/t

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MaynardIsGod

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Fri Jul-18-03 04:36 PM
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12. "What is the funniest word in the English language?"

Cram... hehe

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Coffee Coyote

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Fri Jul-18-03 05:10 PM
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14. poop!

:hurts:

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ornotna

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Fri Jul-18-03 05:18 PM
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15. I think....

Edited on Fri Jul-18-03 05:18 PM by notawol

"pud" is real funny.....makes me giddy as a repuke in a Hummer. :eyes:

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slackmaster

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Fri Jul-18-03 05:24 PM
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17. A banking-related anecdote about puds

In real estate there is an acronym PUD for Planned Unit Development, basically a whole community of condos or townhouses. There is a related legal term "de minimis PUD", which is defined at http://www.propex.com/C_f_glos_ae.htm if you care.

I first heard the term while suffering through a long, intensely boring meeting with the bank's legal department. A gay male coworker sitting next to me saw the puzzled look on my face, elbowed me in the ribs, and said "If I had a de minimis PUD I wouldn't admit it in public like that!"

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Amaya

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Fri Jul-18-03 05:21 PM
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16. Penis

;)

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Paul1574

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Fri Jul-18-03 05:29 PM
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18. masticate

Edited on Fri Jul-18-03 05:31 PM by Paul1574

because even though im almost 30 it still makes me smirk like im 13 all over again

on edit ~ wonky..i love this word so much...

what do you call a 3 legged donkey ?

a wonky

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lakkanookiesgotme

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Fri Jul-18-03 05:30 PM
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19. pithy

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Fri Jul-18-03 05:31 PM
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20. Cumquat

Nuff said?

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scucci

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Fri Jul-18-03 05:58 PM
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22. I second "cumquat"

and take back "squiggles" which isn't really a word anyway, I know.

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myomy

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Fri Jul-18-03 05:46 PM
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21. scrotum

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