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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 07:59 PM
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What would you do for a dollar?
I'd lick a dogs nose.
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 08:02 PM
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1. Lemme see the alleged dollar first
Then we'll talk.
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_TJ_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 08:04 PM
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2. I'd sniff a cat's butt
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:05 PM
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14. Is that you?
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WinterStorm Donating Member (790 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:21 PM
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18. "Hello, ASPCA"
Some guy from Ireland is licking his cats butt. {{{What's that}}} People do it all of the time :hi:
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amazona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 08:07 PM
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3. there's nothing I'd do for a dollar
The Andrew Jackson is the new dollar. For $20 I'd...wait a minute...there is nothing I'd do for $20 either.

OK, I'm officially lazy.

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and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
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mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 08:50 PM
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4. Now $20 will get you a lot
from the crack ho's around the corner from me.
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 08:51 PM
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5. My time is worth more....
And I don't take tips.
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 08:53 PM
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6. Not the next right thing.
I'd do that for free.
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 09:38 PM
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7. My Mr. Ed impersonation...
but I won't put on the costume.
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 09:40 PM
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9. Wiiiillllburrrrrr...
where's my buck?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 09:39 PM
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8. I'd pull that sack of worthless shit Falwell's life support
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 09:43 PM
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10. I'll do that for a quarter!
Sorry, Rabrrrrrr, but you know that when you really want the business, you gotta bid low.

Redstone.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 09:44 PM
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11. I'll do it for a dime!
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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:02 PM
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12. done
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:04 PM
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13. Nothing I wasn't going to do anyway.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:05 PM
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15. Nothin'.
A dollar? Ha! Maybe for a hundred.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:13 PM
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16. Not much.
:shrug:
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WinterStorm Donating Member (790 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:16 PM
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17. Nothing
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solinvictus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:23 PM
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19. Drink lots of Rolling Rock...
and eat a couple of Burger King Whoppers.
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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:41 PM
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20. Fly is that you?
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